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…one mind-crushingly dull press conference, an under floor air-conditioning vent, a freebie T-shirt, some string (I have no idea why we had string with us…), some sunglasses and a digital camera.

We called him dude - he got us through that trip.

Beats the “Are you lifting things properly?” training videos most people get.

[Robbed from Valleywag]

“I want my hand back” and other such excitable nonsense.

Turns out Paris Hilton is useful for something after all.

_{*For American viewers, of course. Good British viewers will have to wait until sometime next year…}

So, the day after you’ve had to recall four million laptop batteries - after a couple of months of reports of machines setting on fire - what do you do?

Put an ad in national newspapers urging people to “Go online for a hot deal!“.

Sometimes, you just can’t make it up.

How to turn a ten minute interview, into a 2,700 word article.

Russell Brand shows budding journos the art of spinning out copy.