Elsewhere on the internet (2009-10-12)
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9:06am | @CupCate We turned a house down because there was no room in the kitchen to put a dishwasher. It’s the secret to a successful relationship. |
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10:00am | Just sneezed coffee EVERYWHERE. The dog, in particular, seems pretty upset with this outcome. |
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10:05am | @NateLanxon Pics or it didn’t (isn’t) happen(ing). |
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10:45am | Funny story. Tried responding to all @replies, lost a follower. They thought I was being arsey sarcastic at them, not with them. The fool! |
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11:08am | @IBwan Indefinitely. IAMFUNNY. |
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11:11am | @PaulWalsh Because someone’s got to teach them that companies are fucking singular. Not that it bothers me particularly, obv. |
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11:34am | @GemmaCartwright And sounds like a half-rate Pussycat Dolls. I know far too much about this for a boy. http://bit.ly/XXOFG |
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12:00pm | Taking two laptops into town with me today. Worryingly this is not a first. Also: please don’t mug me. |
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1:17pm | We made this! RT @PCAdvisor: How green IT can save your business money http://bit.ly/Y8Ics |
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1:22pm | This MUST win some sort of headline award: Archos 5 has 99 problems and a glitch is one http://bit.ly/ptTuP via @radioedit @GordonKelly |
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1:40pm | Um. I think there’s been a mistake - @Nero isn’t mentioned anywhere… RT @MattJEgan: The 10 funniest people on Twitter http://bit.ly/j7SPw |
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1:43pm | @MyChemToilet When you find out let me know. Was excited until I found out they sent the track PHYSCIALLY to Radio 1 from LA. Email? Hello? |
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2:42pm | @riptari I am trying to convince @susiweaser of this at this very moment… |
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3:13pm | Actual fact. http://easiertounderstandthanwave.com/ via @oitappin |
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3:30pm | Mitsubishi’s Dyson Airblade copy is almost as good, cept for the bit where it blows water off your hands and into your face as it starts up. |
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3:36pm | @riptari Apparently the official line is: We can piss around doing shit like that when we’ve got a studio. So, roll on December… |
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5:21pm | 3 times in a row I’ve correctly predicted which side doors will open at Walthamstow. If I had a proper stalker they would be in awe by now. |
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5:34pm | @Nero Yeah, me either. Let’s go with your interpretation. |
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5:57pm | @GemmaCartwright @MyChemToilet @susiweaser It could be worse - at least it’s not a man pretending to be a woman on YouTube. Oh, hang on… |
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6:02pm | @katiesol Eek. Almost convinced myself to make the Pro version my first ever App Store purchase. Should I spend my £2.99 elsewhere? |
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6:06pm | @wonky_donky It’s a robot. One that cleans your whole house for you. The Dyson man at Playbite told me, but I’m not meant to tell anyone. |
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6:12pm | @ian9outof10 Do not fight the Slanket! You will only suffocate. Specially if you get the bottom half stuck under the wheels of your chair… |
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7:37pm | Why companies are singular. And I’m a pedantic twat. http://bit.ly/kyFdb |
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7:39pm | published a blog post. |
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7:47pm | @markhattersley “each company is a single legal entity”. Standing on bands is rude and interrupts their ability to play. Sport can fuck off. |
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8:00pm | IT IS NOT JUST ME! http://bit.ly/wVwK9 RT @orbyn: OH MY BLOG: I rewrite lyrics of popular songs http://bit.ly/2YsEsL |
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9:04pm | @orbyn I think there’s a website in this. Or at the very least, a tumblelog. I may just like saying tumblelog, though. Tumblelogtumblelogtum |
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9:06pm | @katiesol That is the single most efficient update I have ever seen. And you had letters to spare. |
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9:11pm | @orbyn But that’s non deliberate rather than crafted brilliance. Or just stuff that rhymes better and is a bit rude. |
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10:19pm | @markhattersley @simonjary I thought it was let down by Armstrong (Miller?) playing an Armstrong-Miller character. Liked the rest, though. |
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10:20pm | Things I must remember to pick up tomorrow morning: hula hoop, camera, @susiweaser, tripod. In that order. |
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10:41pm | @simonjary Zoolookologie by Jean-Michel Jarre? #shazamcheat |
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10:42pm | @CupCate Did you see your future six months from now when it happened? |
Today |
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7:33am | Three: the number of times, so far, I’ve stepped in the damp and unpleasant cleanup patch since the dog was sick at 6:30am. |
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7:43am | @seanhannam Betcha it’s a robot. |
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