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11:04am | Snow poser. http://t.co/rBrLYvWz |
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1:12am | @DavidMcClelland Okay. Is it time for bee-byes? |
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7:07pm | @SDaz |
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6:20pm | @mokuska We think nursery taught Emmy to say bogey, but to be fair we do now encourage her quite a bit cos it's funny. |
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6:16pm | @DavidMcClelland *I* think robots are cooler than parents and teachers. Y'know, until they become self aware and kill us all. |
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12:50pm | @susiweaser Your account seems to have been hacked by someone that keeps stuff. |
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11:49am | @bazzacollins BAM: http://t.co/sTOF257c |
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10:17am | Exec summary: Sucks to be Nokia. http://t.co/jAWw9MTS |
3 February 2012 |
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11:31pm | I never want to be that carrier-bag-on-the-tube-guy. If you see me on the tube, with a carrier bag, with its own seat. PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. |
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5:04pm | @UKTJPR Yay! THE CLOCK IS BACK! LOOK! @IanMorris78 THE CLOCK IS BACK! It's like the good old days @IanMorris78 |
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4:46pm | @chrisphin Amazing. That means you can't take my jokes out without ruining the layout. |
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4:29pm | @amyronge Oh. You'll never guess what happens at the end of The Sixth Sense though. |
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4:25pm | @amyronge NOBODY TOLD ME. When did you all have this discussion?!?! |
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4:20pm | Having lunch with @sarahbeewashere and she casually announced that the seagulls in Finding Nemo are saying mine, not mate. Just like that. |
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12:16pm | @iangeek How many alter egos do you have now? Does it get confusing - like the wrong one answers the phone and stuff like that? |
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11:56am | @c_davies TMI. |
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11:35am | @c_davies As your first wife used to say. |
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11:34am | @c_davies That blue box is in no way transparent. It's not even a percentage opaque. |
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9:48am | RT @LUVandHAT: GIRAFFE BREAD! "You know what’s going to happen now? Tesco will rename baked beans 'Orange Boingies'." http://t.co/5p6osyqH |
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9:45am | RT @CateSevilla: The @PopHive is now live! Check out our first episode, featuring an interview with the fabulous @BrokenHeartsDJs! http: ... |
1 February 2012 |
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11:25pm | @chrisphin Hmm. Two hours? I think it can wait 'til tomorrow. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED THOUGH. |
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11:02pm | @chrisphin I THOUGHT I'D FIXED IT, I REALLY DID. But still sometimes it won't rejoin. I feel this update will ultimately be another let down |
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9:54pm | @hollycocker Oh especially Emmy. |
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9:14pm | @hollycocker I pretty much plan to make everything magnetic from now on. |
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7:54pm | @ijosborne My plan is to paint everything with it. Basically anything that stays still long enough. |
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7:11pm | I'm totally going to pretend we bought this for Emmy, okay? http://t.co/ITeVuQI1 |
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4:05pm | @MattJEgan Odd. What do the 51% think Android is the future of? Computers? Dance moves? Almost certain death once the robots take over? |
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3:59pm | RT @fixvid: Free geek fact: Vimeo was founded four months before YouTube. In internet years that makes almost a whole year older. |
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12:34pm | @bensillis @Thomas_Newton Ern, wot he said. Just catching up, be right there in a minute... |
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12:33pm | @bensillis @Thomas_Newton @christhall @HunterSkipworth APPLE KNOWS BEST. Also, think of it like an iPhone and scrolling makes total sense. |
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12:25pm | @davethelimey I'm gonna call that in, you know that, right? |
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12:25pm | RT @davethelimey: I'm informed my one-day photography classes at London and Whipsnade Zoos are filling up. If you fancy it, book soon! h ... |
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12:25pm | @Thomas_Newton Switch Command and Control around in System Preferences, Keyboard, Modifier Keys. Also: look superior to other laptop users. |
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12:22pm | @bazzacollins At least people don't get harsher sentences than that for online piracy. Oh, hang on. |
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12:20pm | @macusermagazine If by ill, you mean AMAZING. Imagine - animations EVERYWHERE. Like that bit in Mary Poppins when they jump in the picture. |
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11:20am | RT @frackulous: Ooo - new iPhone & Android search engine from Yahoo. Because until now there was no way to search apps in the 1990s: htt ... |
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11:18am | @bensillis Both? |
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11:16am | @macusermagazine AMAZING. |
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11:15am | RT @Alexmilway: When a pig and a hamster give a presentation about themselves http://t.co/joVpArwz |
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11:09am | RT @adambanksdotcom: Hirai to take over as Sony CEO, Howard Stringer moves to full-time Apple rumour creation role |
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9:54am | @MattJEgan You can take the editor out of the production department... |
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9:52am | @NateLanxon I'm still sticking with Premiere. That do? |
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9:49am | @MattJEgan What do you mean, more to do? I don't recall @SDaz having any problem finding things to fill his time with. |
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9:30am | @chrisphin Once just my reviews team was that big. And when they told us we had it good, we did not believe them. |
31 January 2012 |
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8:14pm | My theory with chillis, when unsure of the strength, of adding more rather than less may, in retrospect, have been flawed. |
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6:51pm | The Pontipines are, at best, a support act. Today's Night Garden was basically the equivalent of a Libertines gig. |
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6:47pm | @allpointsnorth Did you mean to send me this photo ARGH MY EYES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? |
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6:44pm | Just had to iPlayer a Night Garden after a no show by Daisy, Piggle and Makka. A little bit of warning would have been helpful, @CBeebiesHQ |
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6:14pm | @iainthomson It'll always go their first if I need something and I haven't got time to buy online. I'd say it's pretty good now. |
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3:43pm | @harrymccracken Not bad, bit expensive, easier if you already know what you're looking for. Mostly better than the high street competition. |
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2:42pm | @chrisphin That would be amazing, not that I'd want to steal work away from @alstonebridge (Yeah, I clearly would.) |
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2:21pm | @chrisphin I love how you think you're their priority. |
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2:17pm | @stellacreasy If you think that's bad… http://t.co/i9dpbf98 |
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1:40pm | @allpointsnorth OI. Stop trying to derail my subtle pitching technique. |
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1:28pm | @chrisphin NEEDS MOAR VIDYO |
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11:03am | @adambanksdotcom Stop trying to disprove my argument with The Facts. |
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9:20am | Dixons has been quite successful in the UK. I'm just putting that out there. |
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9:18am | @MadBambi Amazing news! Congrats. |
30 January 2012 |
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4:10pm | Sometimes I just wish I was better at self-deprecating humour. |
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3:59pm | RT @rich_trenholm: My Dad's still here 15 years after his 1st heart attack, so I'm running for @theBHF Donations gratefully received! ht ... |
29 January 2012 |
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9:51pm | @LibbyPlummer A licky boom-boom down. S'obvious, innit. Also, the use of 'my bottom' is unintentionally hilarious. |
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8:07pm | In Dancing On Ice a saw should appear in the ice beneath elimination candidates and tensely cut a hole. You can have that for free @ITV |
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4:40pm | @Bindibadgi Carrey or Cher? |
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4:37pm | This is our soundtrack: http://t.co/wshrc08v |
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4:37pm | This is our current storage solution until the smell clears: http://t.co/j5PN2qwg |
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4:36pm | SOMETHING has died under the floorboards under the cupboard under the stairs. |
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10:24am | @GemmaCartwright Are you sure they weren't just trying to steal your seats by pretending to be you? |
28 January 2012 |
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9:57am | RT @stuheritage: Haven't shaved for three weeks. Thirty seconds into shaving, my electric razor conked out. You may call me Semibeard. |
27 January 2012 |
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8:38pm | @amyronge It is amazing. If a little silly at times. But overall: amazing. I wish I could watch it again for the first time. |
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6:49pm | @katediamond Totally - EXACTLY as you imagine. |
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6:43pm | Hang on, I think it's the same Night Garden too. Spoiler: the Tombliboos put their trousers on. |
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6:43pm | @katediamond I met Cerrie at a wedding once. Emmy was well jealous when she found out. |
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6:23pm | Also, Cbeebies blatantly already played that Night Garden continuity earlier this week. |
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6:01pm | I can no longer tell if I genuinely like Waybuloo or if I just cling to it quite so manically because it signals the beginning. Of the end. |
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5:00pm | RT @katediamond: Remember, if you get a Follow Friday and RT it, the terrorists kill Doc, Biff's in charge & Marty's mum ends up all fat ... |
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4:50pm | @stuheritage In zone four people can afford pine air freshener because rents are cheaper and they get mugged less. |
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4:47pm | Hey wouldn't it be funny if Google got people's age and sex wrong in their ad preferences! And then EVERYONE tweeted about it. LOL. |
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3:52pm | @RiyadEmeran I can't help thinking you're right - look what happened when Mr Potato Head refused to co-operate: http://t.co/OMhoD1FX |
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3:20pm | If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks like Rabbit has been kidnapped and won't talk. IF I didn't know, yeah? http://t.co/NkQcAB25 |
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3:17pm | @samkieldsen You're better than this, Sam. |
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2:32pm | @samkieldsen Asking for a #ff? That's desperation right there my friend. |
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2:27pm | @samkieldsen Oh Sam, get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
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2:27pm | @MadBambi I can find this information out. In fact, I shall. |
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1:44pm | @MadBambi Thanks! I have no idea where it came from! |
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1:29pm | @hollyseddon Were you at your mum's? |
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1:29pm | @neilbennett How does HR feel about your erect penis? |
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1:28pm | Should I be at all concerned about the flashing red light under the kitchen table? I don't *think* it's a bomb. http://t.co/mwEJ4SlD |
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1:11pm | RT @PoppyD: This is the kind of detail HMRC are after, right? #taxreturn http://t.co/XcrQIWM0 |
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1:09pm | @samkieldsen You're just jealous of all the people that get #ff-ed instead of you. |
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12:20pm | RT @tomroyal: Two people have entered the office MMR debate. Only one will come out alive. |
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12:16pm | RT @GuidoFawkes: Daily Mail front page outrage at RBS £1 million bonus. Editor Paul Dacre paid £2.8 million. |
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11:26am | @scott_cawley Is it inside your head? |
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10:01am | RT @orbyn: Today, if you're not already, please #ff @LUVandHAT, where I put all my love, hate and hilarious disagreements. |
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9:52am | @domsh It's pretty easy. You will need: granola, vanilla yoghurt (to taste), chocolate shavings, diamond sprinkles (optional). Enjoy! |
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9:27am | @WBSAA I had to leave out the diamond sprinkles, but one day! |
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9:26am | @domsh I'm more than happy to share the recipe if it helps. |
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9:17am | Millionaire's cereal. http://t.co/kGMe9Hjg |
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9:01am | RT @AdamRealBuxton: #Oznews: a little forlorn that no one so far has said 'g'day mate', 'fair dinkum' or 'that's not a knife, THIS is a ... |
26 January 2012 |
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1:45pm | @allpointsnorth Tag! You're it. Kill, kill, kill*. *overblown perception of self importance and influence allowing. |
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1:26pm | @chrisphin Meh. S'about just having them connected for me. I often tell people I want to add them to my professional network spontaneously. |
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12:18pm | At the end of the day… http://t.co/su5hAj2u |
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11:08am | @s_pritchard Yes, but only because Firewire is legacy. Universal cables are still cool though. |
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10:50am | @DavidMcClelland I'm just trying to keep everyone motivated, OKAY? |
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10:50am | @richthedad Once it's on Facebook it's totally over. It's the tricky grey area in between. There should be an official body to rule on this. |
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10:36am | @spode There's only one way to settle this... WITH A DUEL |
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10:32am | @MadBambi We need a central internet body that rules on things like this. Maybe we could get a European grant? |
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10:26am | @katesteven Anything by Peaches? Can be awkward. |
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10:20am | Also, how far off are we from klaxon passing from teh funny to newb-ALERT scorn? Y'know like FTW? It feels close. |
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10:19am | *MY NAIL GUN HAS ARRIVED KLAXON* http://t.co/KAFlFVmO |
25 January 2012 |
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11:38pm | @NotAPretender Jealous. Have they played S'Express yet? |
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11:37pm | Vegas specifically cos Walgreens is on the strip. If I'm going to pretend live in Vegas I may as well pretend live in an outrageous hotel. |
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11:12pm | If I lived in Vegas I could go to Walgreens right now. Instead I have to use teething cream as emergency Bonjella replacement. Tasty though. |
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9:34pm | @orbyn Hmm, @stuheritage writes like a girl. OR A GIRL WROTE THAT NOTE. I'm fucking Sherlock, me. |
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11:29am | "What a legend." Stacey Solomon on Dave Gorman: http://t.co/xsRRWT3x |
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10:55am | So how much exactly would the domain name Silicon.com be worth, frinstance? http://t.co/nnQdZm0q |
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10:25am | @timdanton I think it's time for you to reach out, Timmy. |
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10:23am | RT @tomroyal: Overheard: "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to sit back and say 'that typeface is OK'" |
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10:22am | @jamesdevile Yeah, that's kinda what my Air was doing. I had to point it in the right direction of the wifi each time. Silly Apple. |
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10:19am | You will lose ALL your saved wifi passwords though. Every. Single. One. |
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10:17am | This (mildly terrifying) list finally solved my Lion wifi ishoos. Eat it Mac-haters. http://t.co/3FyticTR (But you breaky me no fixy yeah?) |
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10:08am | @tomroyal Tease. |
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10:04am | I'm calling it early, but @O2 is the new Twitter villain. Congrats @LAFitness you're off the hook! |
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9:37am | @scott_cawley Days left and counting? |
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9:31am | @PoppyD You are my (commuter) hero. |
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9:10am | @oitappin *HARDLY BREAKING NEWS KLAXON SOUND* |
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9:06am | @IanMorris78 It was all Boots had. It was that, or … my natural hair. Shudder. |
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8:52am | @MattJEgan Hey, hairspray has come a long way - it's not like bottled water. |
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8:47am | @photogirluk It's all Boots has at the time and it was a hairmergency. |
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8:39am | Not sure what's stupider: that VO5 hairspray sprays for half second after you stop so it gets you in the eye or that I forget this everyday. |
24 January 2012 |
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7:24pm | @TimSmalley What - you actually won? That is totally amazing. If you have more than three cups a day can you invoice them for the rest? |
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2:53pm | RT @CateSevilla: Fancy being an editor for @BitchBuzz? If you specialize in tech, lifestyle or fashion we want to hear from you! http:// ... |
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2:46pm | @spode Ooh thrifty. Unless you're stealing from the queen? Doesn't that count as treason? |
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2:45pm | @jonobennett That is more doorstop than I ever imagined possible. Someone should do a group test. |
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1:43pm | Where do you get doorstops IRL? I need three, so a bulk deal would be ideal. |
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12:25pm | When I own the rest of the internet, there will be no automatic cross-posting. OF ANYTHING. |
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12:23pm | The biggest failing of social media is that people don't use it THE WAY I WANT THEM TO. |
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12:05pm | RT @orbyn: MARMALADE IS MY NEW JAM LOL LOL LOL |
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11:59am | @davethelimey Sticking a live electrical cable on your tongue? |
23 January 2012 |
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6:37pm | @LucieSpeciale YOU HAVE TWO AIBOS? Totally jealous. |
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2:05pm | @iangeek *MINDBLEACH* |
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1:53pm | @iangeek Sneaky. Don't wear a tie when you order? |
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1:24pm | @UKTJPR *WAVES* Could you RT this for Poppy? Thaaaaaanks. http://t.co/6KePEcrA |
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1:24pm | @iangeek Isn't that against distance selling regs? Also: online sellers seem to hate me for some reason. |
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1:24pm | RT @GemmaCartwright: it's the one (some of ) you've all been waiting for: The week I let my boyfriend dress me - day one: http://t.co/BH ... |
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1:23pm | RT @CateSevilla: Fancy a little sneak peek at my new project? Check out http://t.co/DCogrP1w - and say hello to @PopHive! |
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9:45am | Sometimes just the thought of opening my Instapaper fills me with dread. |
22 January 2012 |
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8:53pm | @WiggoWiggo Ta. Might just play New Girl in the background at work then. That'll help make back some time. |
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8:31pm | I have two Sherlock, two Black Mirror and all of New Girl to catch up on. That's longer than I spend at work some days. |
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10:09am | Day three of Gro-clock: Emmy won't make a sound until it shows sunshine. We now plan to push sunshine back 5min a day until we hit 11am. |
21 January 2012 |
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3:36pm | Well someone had to stay and help reserve the sofas. (@ The Windmill On The Common Hotel) http://t.co/tTizFOPC |
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2:31pm | @stuartmiles The Pocket Lint shed looks much roomier than it does on Skype. |
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2:30pm | @JulianProkaza Does it have some great tips on what to do? |
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2:29pm | @scolvey Scot, you're scaring me now. |
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1:48pm | @scolvey WHAT? TELL ME NOW. I NEED TO BE PREPARED. |
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12:52pm | @orbyn Sure thing. I've put in an extra twenty for drugs too. |
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10:33am | @DavidMcClelland Oh my. You know they do a wooden presentation case too? |
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10:31am | @richthedad Probably cheaper too. |
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9:36am | @DavidMcClelland It's more so she stays quiet in her cot if she wakes early until the clock tells her it's getting up time. Total genius. |
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9:17am | @katesteven 18 months. And totally gullible. |
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8:26am | OMG I think the Gro-clock is the single best invention in the entire history of the world. It's like having a sleep factory in your house. |
20 January 2012 |
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6:23pm | @orbyn Just fill in some forms and we can make this happen. |
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6:05pm | @iainthomson Jeez. I try and help those less fortunate than me and all I get is abuse. I know how Bill Gates feels now. |
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4:52pm | @richardlai I did wonder why his shoes self-laced, now you mention it. |
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4:51pm | @IBwan I hope you gave generously to those less fortunate. Those early iPods were dogs. |
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4:30pm | Just saw a guy on the tube with a Nokia N96. Gave him a tenner - it's all the cash I had on me at the time. |
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4:30pm | @orbyn That's why we give Emmy beer. |
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11:06am | @dangrabham A mate of mine's brother was in Dodgy. Sadly in the wilderness post Staying Out for the Summer years. |
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10:05am | If Emmy did this on a test, I'd have a very hard time convincing the teacher I wasn't immensely proud: http://t.co/KAkoVpyf from @nitsohara |
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9:56am | @stuartmiles Yeah. Good luck with that... |
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9:54am | @CateSevilla I think that's key stage two. Right after hoovering. |
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9:50am | @CateSevilla They have other uses too. Emmy can now fetch small objects on request and repeat swear words with realistic inflection. |
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9:39am | @CateSevilla Get a baby. |
19 January 2012 |
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10:05pm | Aaaaand we're done. Drink. http://t.co/zPVBF8YD |
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8:43pm | I have invented a new flooring based drinking game in the process. Cut a tile: drink. Finish a row: drink. Breathe in or out: drink. |
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8:35pm | @macusermagazine They are self adhesive. Although B&Q's definition seems to be sticky enough to rip up screed, but not necessarily lie flat. |
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8:26pm | This is massively cutting into my nine minutes per row personal best aggregate. |
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8:24pm | DISASTER HAS STRUCK. Had to take a tile up, which pulled up all the screed with it. Of all the concretes, screed is the suckiest. |
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6:37pm | @DavidMcClelland If you could. Can they be here in an hour? I have beer. |
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6:01pm | I'm not leaving until this floor is finished. And this time I mean it. http://t.co/3ggCgWbr |
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1:51pm | RT @adambanksdotcom: Modern works already in public domain in US to be brought back into copyright to earn dead people royalties http:// ... |
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12:10pm | @stellacreasy I can go there in about 10mins. What do you need? |
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11:52am | @hyslop Ordinarily yes, but for the right candidate we are willing to waive the fee they pay us an instead allow them to do it for free. |
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11:25am | @hyslop Excellent. We just need you to fill out a 37 page form, pre-interview, interview, 2nd interview, CRB check & kettle safety training. |
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11:13am | RT @fixvid: Hellooo. Is it me you're looking for? http://t.co/sVEHeS3y |
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10:59am | @hyslop This is an excellent opportunity to gain tea making exposure and real world training experience in a professional environment. |
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10:50am | Aw. I was @Adelaidem23's first spambot tweet. |
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10:45am | I need someone to make me a cup of tea CC @UKTJPR |
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9:51am | "My other bread bin only took one medium loaf of bread, you could have a party in this one, it is large." I love Amazon reviews. |
18 January 2012 |
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11:56pm | @oitappin I like how you think I'm fancy. Let me confer, then we shall have a venue. |
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11:52pm | @oitappin YES! Where is your train from? |
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10:40pm | I AM MADE OUT OF GOLD. |
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7:58pm | It's the female Stig! (joke originally @BenJamScones ) http://t.co/w9eScnUL |
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6:51pm | @susiweaser It's good. But it's not Made of Gold good. Just to manage your expectations. |
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6:00pm | I basically plan to live here. From now on. (@ Supperclub) http://t.co/SUcI3I5l |
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4:29pm | @ConorMaples SOLD! Installing it now. |
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2:56pm | Ooo. Posh, innit? (@ Home House) http://t.co/0wWYeRHY |
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2:47pm | @SaraEz1 That can't possibly be possible. Does it come with unicorns? |
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2:46pm | @ConorMaples Better than Things? Or The Hit List? Or Due? Or Reminders? Or do I already have too many todo list apps? |
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2:46pm | @nickhide You and @samkieldsen should team up and become the Fact Based Twitter Fun Police cc @NateLanxon |
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2:02pm | A watched Dropbox never syncs. |
17 January 2012 |
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8:59pm | It's very considerate of them to mask the windows in Paramount, because someone could totally peek in. 31 floors up. http://t.co/MlLuZyW2 |
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6:58pm | @amyronge Bit drunk. There's a difference. Besides, TK Maxx doesn't open that late. |
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6:30pm | Bit drunk. In the red sticker aisle. This could end badly. (@ TK Maxx) http://t.co/DpmSoEkB |
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5:07pm | @LittleScotty Totally. |
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5:07pm | @samkieldsen Spoilsport. |
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5:05pm | RT @andypars: Investigative journalism at its finest. http://t.co/zPezorIg via @_rosieT |
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4:26pm | @allpointsnorth I don't count those as gifts. |
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2:48pm | Mate, there's a place you can stop dead just to open your sushi selection box. The left hand side of a tube escalator is not it. |
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1:44pm | @orbyn Yeah. Fucking hippies. |
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1:41pm | @orbyn Free as in speech or free as in you stole it? |
16 January 2012 |
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4:20pm | @susiweaser WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?! |
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4:19pm | @hollycocker It will be even better once I've finished laying the floor. And unpacked all the boxes. I may just hide some of the boxes. |
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9:47am | My new commute is less than my walk to the tube. I tried to make that not sound smug. (Yeah, I totally didn't.) |
15 January 2012 |
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10:32pm | @saturngirl I might just leave a gap on the right and pretend it's in vogue or something. |
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10:30pm | @richthedad Emmy doesn't even know there are more than two Pixar films yet. She has recently understood the concept of iPlayer though. |
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10:28pm | @allpointsnorth Oh Emmy doesn't even know about Dora yet. I'm keeping it in reserve. |
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9:39pm | I started laying this floor at 2pm. What do you think my chances at being out of here at midnight are? http://t.co/fbuETonu |
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6:30pm | Uh oh. I've seen this Night Garden before. It's basically downhill from now on. |
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11:00am | @MissCay Are you sure it was definitely bananas and not some placebo banana replacement experiment? |
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10:57am | Waiting for the tills to open. Not my dream Sunday, tbh. (@ IKEA) http://t.co/t26SQQPY |
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8:22am | @MattJEgan Gun golf? On a massive dam? |
14 January 2012 |
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11:03pm | @katiesol Wait 'til you read the books. Eep. |
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10:53pm | @katiesol Did they start talking backward forwards yet? |
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9:54pm | @MattJEgan A bus trip to Hoover Dam will kill at least five of those hours. OR shoot machine guns at the gun store. Less time, terrifying. |
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12:33pm | The HSBC in Walthamstow is giving out glasses of orange juice or CAVA to apologise for the queue. Have just remembered a banking emergancy. |
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12:21pm | Well someone had a great night. http://t.co/AgfVRegC |
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10:51am | I went for Instapaper, obv. I have ten fingers in total after all. |
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10:46am | @lukewestaway Er, you took #CES with you? I think they'll want that back. |
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10:44am | @oitappin Totes McCotes! (I'm trying it out.) But yes, that would be lovely. |
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10:41am | @oitappin I didn't even know you were pregnant! |
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10:31am | On today's dog walk I have to make the harrowing decision between catching up on Instapaper or having fingers. |
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10:28am | @seanhannam OMG all you need to complete the look is a monkey: http://t.co/aVyyBbvK |
13 January 2012 |
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10:47pm | @IsabelleOC Didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee |
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12:53pm | RT @GemmaCartwright: LONDON! I am at Westfield Stratford City again on Sunday giving styling advice for Special K. Come and say hello. T ... |
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12:44pm | I see your MWC press releases while CES is still on and I raise you IFA. |
12 January 2012 |
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12:25pm | Also: How many times do you firmly grab a gripper rod BEFORE remembering it's covered in very sharp spikes? It's more than you would think. |
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12:23pm | To the person that GLUED gripper rods to the edge of my new studio: I'd like the last two hours of my life back. And two unbent screwdrivers |
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9:45am | RT @benhammersley: Markup isn't programming. |
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9:41am | @chrisphin OMG - you're a ... a ... TIME TRAVELLER. |
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8:40am | @chrisphin You look like you're from The Future. |
11 January 2012 |
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11:04pm | @oitappin Oh that's totally fine. No one likes going there anyway - there are only two trains an hour. |
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11:02pm | @shinykatie Emmy just says: ooOooOooOooOoo, followed by: EMMY'S EMMY'S |
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10:50pm | @pricivius Shaved or *shaved*? |
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10:47pm | @oitappin Why would they do that when there's A MASSIVE EXHIBITION HALL there that people still need to get to? This makes no sense. |
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10:45pm | @shinykatie Needs more Toy Story toy pictures, stat. |
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6:47pm | RT @UKTJPR: We are pleased to announce that the #MWC party is now live on Facebook http://t.co/Oi0WgCA5 our thanks to @snapdragon |
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5:46pm | @allpointsnorth I know! RIDICULOUS, right? |
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5:39pm | @LittleScotty There was even an event on which, y'know, suggests LOTS OF PEOPLE might want to go there. |
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5:30pm | One tube every HALF HOUR to and from Olympia? We're holding the frickin Olympics this year, at least try and look like you can do this TFL. |
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4:30pm | @catherinegee I might correct people and rhyme pirates with pilates from now on. |
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12:37pm | @katediamond Cocaine? |
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12:13pm | @allpointsnorth Worse: education. I'll take anything to try and recreate that CES feeling. |
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12:04pm | Who needs Vegas? (Me) http://t.co/tUF9B0o4 |
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11:23am | RT @eddyTM: I love a late Xmas present, I've been given a 'Plectrum Cutter' - it is AWESOME. Already destroyed two valid bank cards... |
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10:29am | @allpointsnorth Please don't steal all my money. |
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10:26am | Actual real security questions Santander has asked me: What is your star sign? Name a road NEAR where you live, but not YOUR road. |
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10:09am | RT @scatatkins: Daily Mail wants YOU! trainee hack application needs "200 words on why you want to be a Mail journalist" http://t.co/znA ... |
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10:07am | @katesteven I'd stop the press. Y'know - if I had one. |
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9:51am | Press release: People that cheat are more likely to cheat. There were some other words, but that was the gist. |
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12:16am | Sometimes I get taxi drivers to give me a receipt because they seem to resent it. The longer they take it's only their time they're wasting. |
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12:11am | @MadBambi Also: GOOD LUCK! |
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12:10am | @MadBambi Then you are totally fine. WIN-WIN! |
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12:01am | @MadBambi I've only witnessed one. But yeah, you fucking know. Even if it's only the last hour. |
10 January 2012 |
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11:34pm | @katesteven @WillOConnor AWKWARD |
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8:40pm | Nothing fun at all is happening here. Oh no. (@ Sports Bar & Grill) http://t.co/uwVWa9WM |
9 January 2012 |
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10:28pm | RT @stellacreasy: Oi Oi Walthamstow! Want to save the EMD cinema ? then get a wriggle on & send in your objections to UKCG plans! http: ... |
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6:23pm | @katediamond I'm now worried they've turned Night Garden into a reality TV series. I'm not sure I dare watch. |
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6:17pm | @katediamond I just don't understand - it's not like Waybuloo was so complicated it needed explaining. I might write to the Daily Mail. |
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6:08pm | Um. The bloke from Come Dine With Me appears to be narrating Waybuloo. Complete with sarcastic comments. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? |
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2:51pm | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/rq8qEoQc Wifi USB turns your iPhone into a wireless USB stick. That's some smart thinking. Even better - it' ... |
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1:07pm | @UKTJPR I'm thinking of getting an intern to read through my Instapaper account and tell me what's interesting. It's getting out of hand. |
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12:37pm | RT @rory79: 7 days, 8 hrs, 39 mins until my new show, Gadget Geeks, airs on Sky 1. The Website is now live! http://t.co/9vvClz1P #gadget ... |
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12:30pm | @katesteven Give in, buy the £12 Ikea one like everyone else. You're not special, Stevens. |
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12:26pm | @NateLanxon Ace. Ask him if I can have a free account forever, ta. |
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11:04am | @Jamesholland @joesvetlik @WiggoWiggo LET'S DO THIS. I can help with the Twitter shouting. And maybe other things too. |
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11:03am | @UKTJPR Sadface. @WiggoWiggo Hi! Are you doing something? You definitely should. It'll ace. |
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10:59am | @UKTJPR Can we have one if we all buy* our own ridiculous cocktails? PLEEEEEASE. *Seriously. Unless we can find a PR to pay for them, obv. |
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10:42am | @Jamesholland Authentic. Like it. |
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10:42am | @MrJonty They should, shouldn't they. @UKTJPR KLAXON |
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10:32am | @Jamesholland See you there in ten? |
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10:28am | I'm totally okay not being in Vegas in Jan for the first time in 10 years. I just need to find a foot long margarita and a replica volcano. |
8 January 2012 |
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11:56pm | @chrisphin Finally (for tonight anyway) if you get some spare time, go shoot some machine guns at The Gun Store Las Vegas. It is TERRIFYING. |
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11:45pm | At the end of Adventureland, all I could really think was Mark Zuckerberg is about to have sex with the girl from Twilight. |
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11:34pm | @chrisphin And buy a three day monorail pass, it's well cheap compared to cabs. |
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11:33pm | @chrisphin This is my best tip: when leaving CES walk to the Hilton & take the monorail north - there'll be no queue. Then change at Sahara. |
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11:25pm | @chrisphin This is a life saver: there are no exit signs in Las Vegas casinos but follow signs for the lobby and you will at least find one. |
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11:22pm | @chrisphin Oh and the elevators in Luxor go diagonally up outside of the pyramid. But you need to be a guest to use them. |
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11:21pm | @chrisphin Or, the sphinx outside Luxor were originally real size, but they looked ridiculously tiny next to the massive pyramid. |
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11:19pm | @chrisphin Oh. The Eiffel tower is built to the exact same plans as the original, but is half height because of the flight path. Any good? |
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11:15pm | @chrisphin Also, you can only bet on things that require skill. So you can't bet on a white Christmas. Or who will be president. True story. |
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11:12pm | @chrisphin It makes (a bit more) sense when you find out you can't normally just bet on stuff in the US, but you can in Vegas. |
7 January 2012 |
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9:24pm | @katiesol Interesting. I was missing 30 Rock so much I ended up watching the whole of Modern Family. I'm not sure I want to go back now. |
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9:00pm | @PoppyD Soz, late entry - been moving offices. My cousin is called Richard Head. So basically a get out of jail free card for me. |
6 January 2012 |
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1:01pm | RT @BanksyMovie: How to Sell a Banksy is out now, stream it or download it here http://t.co/vVyl96wR |
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11:42am | @RiyadEmeran I can't judge it. I think it should stop at men carrying purses. |
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11:41am | @JW_Ten14 That, or I'm in some sort of weird Fight Club scenario. |
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11:24am | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/CZt0UODk Oh. A Foo Fighters single. Well, that's it for free stuff from Apple this year. Thanks for playing, ... |
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11:22am | @RiyadEmeran Um. I think you need to look at the bigger picture - when did it become okay for men to carry purses? |
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11:19am | @greatbigbadger It stops the pages falling out - what more do you want? |
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11:09am | @macusermagazine DO IT. |
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11:06am | @DavidMcClelland @LeilaMakki DON'T SPOIL THE DREAM. THE DREAM. |
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11:01am | I am one! MT @macusermagazine Our new issue has advice from over 30 professionals on how to expand your creative skills http://t.co/mrc8Ve7B |
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10:48am | @LeilaMakki @shadowfax1804 For that amount, I'd be disappointed if they didn't kick a couple of doors in. |
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10:42am | @LeilaMakki I think I know what I'm doing this summer. Mostly living in my studio. |
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10:39am | @samanthabaines Aw - thanks! |
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10:38am | @IanMorris78 Man up, dickcheeks. |
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10:38am | @JW_Ten14 I did. Once. For about half a day. I think I like Gmail too much. Maybe I can get counselling or something. |
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10:35am | @LeilaMakki £7k? A week? Whereabouts? |
5 January 2012 |
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12:36pm | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/CZt0UODk Penultimate free Apple gift: Lonely Planet Guide to where to go in 2012. Be inspired! Or sad for yo ... |
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