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Why companies are singular

They just are, okay?

Longer version: Just like you, me and everyone except John Malkovich, each company is a single legal entity.

Fixation Video, frinstance, exists as a single thing. Currently it relies on Susi Weaser and me to support it, but as an entity it’s out there, making it on its own. One day it will be bigger than the both of us and may even turn against us. Hard to believe, but true.

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Not ever so convinced all these homemade cupcakes are going to make  it to their intended destination.It's totally kicking off at the Southbank afterparty. Who knew?Found this in the pocket of a top I've not worn since summer. Reckon  it's worth something now?If you're bored by our conversation James, just say...As it's Ross' fake birthday we get to sit riverside at Oxo Tower. Yay  fake birthdays.I'll be honest, I can't see this being a good thing for the guy coming to fix the fence tomorrowSpit Roast, anyone?Unrelated Percentages Up 67%Riviera may be a bit on the shoddy side, but does YOUR hotel room have a red light in the loo, huh?

Elsewhere

Today

twitter (feed #12) 10:13am Pissbags. Left my normal sunglasses in the car. Surely we're due a 90s surf dude revival any day now. http://twitpic.com/29yn7j

Yesterday

twitter (feed #12) 10:12pm @Jamesholland Doesn't it just. Apparently the entire budget for making it was $10k. James Cameron eat that.
twitter (feed #12) 5:59pm @Jamesholland All sounds a little bit Birdemic to me. http://youtu.be/cgAbVfh6WYg
twitter (feed #12) 5:38pm RT @CupCate: So proud of this video we shot for @BitchBuzz at the "Hip to be Square" fashion shoot for Motorola! http://bit.ly/bM1gDT #h ...
twitter (feed #12) 2:22pm @crobinuk Good luck! Let me know when the leaving do is so I can buy you some sparkling vodka.
twitter (feed #12) 2:11pm @crobinuk Ah, so that's what all those tweets about Play were about. Coded message. Nice.
twitter (feed #12) 12:53pm @sam_burnett It breaks the in reply to link, so no context. And it assumes other people care what you're saying to that person. They don't.
twitter (feed #12) 12:48pm @Jamesholland It was me that wrote Sex Things in the Other box. I cannot be trusted to use the internet unsupervised.
twitter (feed #12) 12:43pm RT @Jamesholland: What do you want from our Facebook page? http://bit.ly/d78wL0
twitter (feed #12) 12:23pm @markhattersley Cute.
twitter (feed #12) 12:22pm @mokuska That is the totally correct use of via. Consider yourself added to the no judge list.
twitter (feed #12) 12:12pm @oitappin Right. I'm judging you too, Tappin.
twitter (feed #12) 12:11pm @TheLostSwede Well, we obviously think our videos are awesome. Your mileage may vary. Have a free link! http://frkl.us/bhN5ne
twitter (feed #12) 12:07pm @photogirluk That's totally fine. That is exactly how you're meant to use it. No judging for you!
twitter (feed #12) 12:05pm @greatbigbadger Do you want to be judged too? Because you're heading in the right direction, make no mistake.
twitter (feed #12) 12:03pm Every time you .@ someone I judge you. Almost as much as when you say via when you mean RT.
twitter (feed #12) 11:59am @iainthomson But what if you leave and take the internet with you? Seems they're just being precautious to me.

28 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 11:08am First day in 4 years I don't have to write something on the internet. If we hadn't decided to make a daily video show this would be awesome.

27 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 8:41pm @allpointsnorth Ours is not to understand, ours is to just buy.
twitter (feed #12) 8:21pm I'm surely allowed to take a night off being vegetarian for this. http://twitpic.com/297z5g
twitter (feed #12) 5:21pm @PoppyD You totally can in iOS 4 - double click home and scroll all the way to the left. I rate that feature better than multitasking.
twitter (feed #12) 12:28pm RT @bazzacollins: By me: if we can't call ISPs liars, what word can we use? http://bit.ly/cwrAdv
twitter (feed #12) 11:47am @susiweaser Orange. Statistically less likely to kill you.
twitter (feed #12) 11:20am RT @CupCate: Check out @beccacaddy's 1st post for @BitchBuzz: The Evolution of Street Style http://bit.ly/bJn42T
twitter (feed #12) 11:19am @NateLanxon Get yourself some hard numbers to quell that feeling: http://bit.ly/cRKvfJ
twitter (feed #12) 10:13am @jenkojenkins Ace - congrats!
twitter (feed #12) 10:12am RT @Jamesholland: Electricpig Top 5 Lists: The best kit, all in one place! http://bit.ly/cjsMg2
twitter (feed #12) 10:12am @NateLanxon Can you still make and receive calls?
twitter (feed #12) 10:01am Online video + cute dog = runaway internet hit, right? http://frkl.us/djeRwo
twitter (feed #12) 8:52am FUCK YEAH RT @photogirluk: I find bad grammar in tweets much more offensive than swearing...
twitter (feed #12) 8:23am !! RT @MyChemToilet Real-life folk less "OMG! OSSUM!" about Inception than Twitter folk. Conclusion: TWITTER IS MADE ENTIRELY OF HYPERBOLEEE

26 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 8:30pm Twitter, I'm trusting you about Sherlock enough to watch it on Wii iPlayer in composite. This better not be like Guy Ritchie all over again.
twitter (feed #12) 7:28pm @mokuska You'll have to make double sure to tune in on Thursday then...
twitter (feed #12) 6:47pm @samkieldsen That's a bit like saying: I hope I bump into good Raoul Moat not bad Raoul Moat. (Too soon?)
twitter (feed #12) 6:14pm @samkieldsen Because you never got to punch Evan Dando square in the face back then? Here's to you Mr Kieldsen.
twitter (feed #12) 5:36pm RT @stuartmiles: Fancy getting up early? Catch me on BBC Breakfast on Tomorrow (tuesday) morning
twitter (feed #12) 12:17pm Accidentally discovered you can sweep left on the BlackBerry Storm 2 for next email. This will literally save me tens of minutes per day.
twitter (feed #12) 12:11pm RT @mikebutcher: Frackulous, the new mobile apps show http://bit.ly/ciM91e
twitter (feed #12) 8:10am @starskythehutch Weird, I've not seen that. But as you know, I don't actually use my phone to make calls. Will see what I can find out.

25 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 3:25pm Probably best not to say your daughter looks a bit chavvy in her outfit. Especially to the parents whose hand me downs she's wearing.
twitter (feed #12) 11:29am So excited about going to Canvey Island later I've spent real money of my own on Hipstamatic. Retro photos agogo.
twitter (feed #12) 10:25am @photogirluk Eep. Poor you, hope your face isn't too smashy. I hear drinking is a good way to kill the pain.
twitter (feed #12) 9:44am RT @Frackulous: The iPhone 4 Case Program app is now live in the App Store - grab it to nab your free signal solving case: http://bit.ly ...

24 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 10:33pm Editing video with left hand as you burnt the fuck out of your right descaling the kettle: surprisingly easy on MacBook Pro's huge trackpad.
twitter (feed #12) 9:57pm @tomroyal Freakoid. I reckon you've got a duff one - defo return it and see if the replacement's any better.
twitter (feed #12) 9:27pm @tomroyal Don't grip it like that? I'm with Stevo on this one.
twitter (feed #12) 4:31pm @allpointsnorth @katesteven Look at the paws on that, nice piece of tail, etc.
twitter (feed #12) 4:27pm @mokuska You can't have Alabama, I'll need it if we have another girl.
twitter (feed #12) 3:23pm Ten.
twitter (feed #12) 3:22pm Good job these Quorn mini eggs are out if date, otherwise it'd be totally piggy to eat nine in a row.
twitter (feed #12) 3:19pm @mokuska We only ever had one name for Emmy we could agree on. I have only recently discovered Alabama never made it on to the shortlist.
twitter (feed #12) 12:31pm @IsabelleOC @giselleosborne @furcoat @rockmother Some people agree it's nice to have sex with vacuum cleaners. Doesn't make it right.
twitter (feed #12) 11:34am Also, in the ten years between Toystory 2 and 3 I've somehow managed to subconsciously get a dog that's a real life Bullseye. Spooky.
twitter (feed #12) 11:30am @IsabelleOC Total wrongness. Ew.
twitter (feed #12) 11:28am Okay, I love Toystory more than is perhaps appropriate, but this is reading waay too much into it. (Total spoilers) http://j.mp/bZDGjq
twitter (feed #12) 11:11am RT @guycocker: GameSpot UK is looking for a talented News Editor to join our London team. http://www.cbsinteractive.co.uk/jobs/
twitter (feed #12) 11:01am Decided where to walk the dog based on extra Foursquare points for going somewhere new vs possibly losing mayorship. That is who I am now.
twitter (feed #12) 10:08am @iDazz NO. It was just something in my 3D glasses, OKAY?

23 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 7:38pm Crashing @andylim's birthday drinks and making it all about @Frackulous. Come play.
twitter (feed #12) 6:26pm Toystory 3: amazing. Also: should probably get Bullseye out the loft.
twitter (feed #12) 4:07pm Passive polarising glasses. Gutted. http://twitpic.com/27w4qu
twitter (feed #12) 1:46pm @editoriale BEST interpretation so far.
twitter (feed #12) 1:39pm @stuartmiles Me. Duh. (via @ruskin147)
twitter (feed #12) 1:32pm RT @Frackulous: Finally! Here's the full week of shows as a handy dandy omnibus edition. Enjoy it with your (late) lunch, whydon'cha! ht ...
twitter (feed #12) 1:30pm @stuartmiles Me. Duh.
twitter (feed #12) 1:29pm @IsabelleOC I have replied accordingly.
twitter (feed #12) 1:22pm RT @WilHarris: Really excited about the new http://www.ChannelFlip.com - new design, new hotness! @bobbyllew @realdmitchell @domjoly @jo ...
twitter (feed #12) 12:56pm Random text. What do you think she actually means: Hi its sophie. Rich is bringing us down to bell for bit you on lunch? Xx
twitter (feed #12) 12:52pm @davidphelan2009 I KNEW IT! That is exactly what I thought in my brain.
twitter (feed #12) 11:32am O. M. G. @susiweaser has not seen Jizz In My Pants. Internet, scorn her.
twitter (feed #12) 10:57am @katiesol I am worried we might not finish filming in time. Then I will have to post my sad face. That will make the internet cry.
twitter (feed #12) 10:56am I am also channeling Woody. And not in a rude way.
twitter (feed #12) 10:51am This is how happy I am about seeing Toystory 3D later. How fucking happy is that? Pretty fucking happy. http://twitpic.com/27tman
twitter (feed #12) 10:45am @davidphelan2009 What about me Phelan, huh? WHAT ABOUT ME?
twitter (feed #12) 9:47am @susiweaser I would have gone with injecting crack into my eyes. Mothers hate that shit.
twitter (feed #12) 9:02am @katesteven Like I need Foursquare to know where you are. Nice new curtains, btw.
twitter (feed #12) 8:34am @katesteven Email? What kind of noo meeja PR are you. Really we should be doing this on Foursquare.
twitter (feed #12) 12:02am @katesteven @davethelimey I read that as women without boobs, which it's worth logging in for. And you've still not answered the question.

22 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 8:32pm @katesteven Look, can we have one or not? Just answer the question Claire. (Kate.)
twitter (feed #12) 7:16pm @katesteven I like it better than YOUR FACE. Oh, can we have a Dell Streak for Frackulous? THX.
twitter (feed #12) 6:46pm Hopefully if I die for any reason on the journey home the accident will at least obliterate my face.
twitter (feed #12) 6:40pm Fuckbags. Forgot to take off (slightly extreme) filming make up. That's me getting funny looks on the tube then.
twitter (feed #12) 4:57pm BONUS PROMO LINK! (Endearing?) We dropped everything to film a review of @flipboard for iPad: http://frkl.us/9mobUD I will stop soon.
twitter (feed #12) 2:10pm "I'm not a stroker, I'm more of a kisser" @susiweaser 14:07 22/07/2010 Twitter, make your own inferences.
twitter (feed #12) 10:24am How about I post new @Frackulous episodes for this week then go back to making vaguely sarcastic comments? Deal? Good. http://frkl.us/aihkHW

21 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 2:51pm @chrisphin I am SO getting one for next week's shoot.
twitter (feed #12) 11:04am RT @katiesol: Inspired by this http://j.mp/d7DI9u here is my one-photo review of The A-Team http://twitpic.com/27947l
twitter (feed #12) 10:37am Okay I lied about not posting every @Frackulous episode. But the monkey's back! Check it: http://frkl.us/c42bNl

20 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 2:41pm RT @Frackulous: Internet, help: what is more addictive - Tetris or Bejewelled? The future of @Frackulous relies on the answer.
twitter (feed #12) 1:40pm Twitter, I am worried that IMAX will use passive polarising glasses for Toystory 3 not active shutter ones like the O2. How can I know this?
twitter (feed #12) 1:39pm @MattJEgan @chrisphin NEVER! Hey, what's this new shiny social web app thingy...
twitter (feed #12) 1:36pm @allpointsnorth Is this one of those jokes? If not, it should be.
twitter (feed #12) 1:35pm @starskythehutch Thanks! How's Scotchland (and married! life) treating you?
twitter (feed #12) 1:34pm @chrisphin If you don't get it after that, then it's probably not for you. I'll only slightly judge you.
twitter (feed #12) 1:33pm @chrisphin I'd say: try it for a week, check in everywhere you remember, find ten people you know on it, turn off auto posts to Twitter.
twitter (feed #12) 10:25am I promise not to link every new episode but today's @Frackulous features a monkey, a banana and Evel Knievel. No shit. http://frackulous.com
twitter (feed #12) 10:01am Foursquare is the new Twitter cos 1) I'm completely obsessed again 2) It's a bit flaky and keeps falling over.
twitter (feed #12) 9:08am RT @jenkojenkins: We have just launched the new version of CNET UK! Full details here http://bit.ly/bRMA4k What do you think?

19 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 5:37pm Oh once again Twitter you are all super lovely people. IT'S JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYE, OKAY?
twitter (feed #12) 5:32pm @rahaaas You should totally go drill some random holes in the walls. Just cos you can. Also: Woo!
twitter (feed #12) 5:32pm @susiweaser But in a nice way...
twitter (feed #12) 12:58pm TODAY IS FRACKULOUS LAUNCH DAY! iMovie for iPhone totally reviewed. Go go see: http://frackulous.com
twitter (feed #12) 12:58pm There is a chip in my Pantone mug, but even that's not enough to put a downer on today because... http://twitpic.com/26ssfa
twitter (feed #12) 7:43am @mokuska Good luck! It's fun, kinda. Unpredictable, but amazing once you get there.

18 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 11:47pm If you don't have a key to my house then you probably don't live here. Calling me a dick and kicking the door is not going to change that.
twitter (feed #12) 3:59pm @PoppyD I'd defo want to see some proof of those garden awards.
twitter (feed #12) 3:36pm Six weeks in and we've had to downgrade Champagne Sunday to Prosecco Sunday. Still keeping the dream alive, though.
twitter (feed #12) 3:35pm @hermioneway !
twitter (feed #12) 3:34pm @mokuska Thanks! How long until you have to start putting your life on hold for an indeterminable date?
twitter (feed #12) 12:49pm @nikrawlinson I jumped out of a plane for the launch of a new graphics card. How does that rate?
twitter (feed #12) 10:26am Finished editing episode one of @Frackulous and it looks fricking awesome. But I would say that. Cos it is.
twitter (feed #12) 9:59am Outfit by @susiweaser http://twitpic.com/26fgou

17 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 1:56pm @davethelimey Look for the bit where someone suggests Apple knowingly did something bad, which an outsider clearly couldn't know or prove.
twitter (feed #12) 12:09pm @katediamond Also also: don't delete my secret account which only follows the people I actually. For instance.
twitter (feed #12) 11:58am @davethelimey Didn't the Phinster want some memory? I forget...
twitter (feed #12) 11:56am @katediamond But then you'll look less popular than it looks like you are, no? Also: DON'T REMOVE ME, please.
twitter (feed #12) 9:40am @hermioneway Are you having ... a wee? !
twitter (feed #12) 9:36am The only problem with getting the first hair appointment of the day is they do judge you for asking for beer. Especially number three.
twitter (feed #12) 1:13am @ianbetteridge Yes. I'm blaming the shock. It was quite shocking.
twitter (feed #12) 12:33am @jackschofield @bazzacollins Nice try, I'm not falling for that. Again.
twitter (feed #12) 12:26am @bazzacollins In retrospect, I do know that. I was probably still reeling from the shock of it.

16 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 11:51pm Oh wow. Just saw someone I used to work with totally libel Apple on Newsnight. That's going to be interesting.
twitter (feed #12) 11:48pm @GordonKelly Did you watch any other films at all last year?
twitter (feed #12) 11:46pm @scolvey Amaze.
twitter (feed #12) 11:26pm @jleyden Inception can wait, next week is ALL about Toy Story 3.
twitter (feed #12) 10:56pm @smittytone @jleyden Yeah, but you should see how tidy my icons are now.
twitter (feed #12) 10:54pm I now have folders for Socially, Go Go Go, Video Star, Online Awe, Share Nicely, Ugly Icons, Augmentality and Oom-pa-pa too.
twitter (feed #12) 10:13pm Finding Moon (the film) so boring I've created a folder on my iPhone home screen called Not Penis just to keep me entertained. It's working.
twitter (feed #12) 10:05pm @andylim @claudineb @stuartdredge @poisse @smittytone D'ya reckon Apple will give us free sofas next?
twitter (feed #12) 10:03pm @mikejaydavies For you, maybe. For cows, less so.
twitter (feed #12) 9:51pm @andylim @stuartdredge @poisse This very issue was highlighted by @smittytone last week: https://twitter.com/smittytone/status/18265294434
twitter (feed #12) 6:50pm @NateLanxon Didn't have a problem, wanted a bumper. Win.
twitter (feed #12) 6:26pm @stuartdredge I've had it for a while. They will just delete your answer if they don't like it though: http://www.twitpic.com/1xrmky
twitter (feed #12) 3:37pm @nickhide @lukewestaway I wish I had a rabbit in my twat with a bat.
twitter (feed #12) 3:07pm @lukewestaway I wish I was a baller.
twitter (feed #12) 3:03pm @NateLanxon I've had my Shure e5c for six years and they're still going strong. I really don't know what I'll do the day they finally die.
twitter (feed #12) 2:05pm @smashing_blouse Defo! Just name your time and we will Make It Happen.
twitter (feed #12) 1:30pm @smashing_blouse Aw, how is old grumble paws these days? We can still freak Peggy out by making the 'Hello Cat' air-sucking-in noise.
twitter (feed #12) 12:58pm I totally just filmed, edited and uploaded this HD vid only on my iPhone. I now proclaim this The Future. Also: Dogs! http://frkl.us/bqvdD5

15 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 1:51pm @davethelimey You're getting lunch couriered to you? Nice.
twitter (feed #12) 12:06pm RT @LeilaMakki: in case you missed it - TelecomTV is hiring an Editorial Production Assistant? http://bit.ly/c0caMx
twitter (feed #12) 12:05pm RT @darika: The @miramus preso on 'Does your biz need a blog?' almost at 200 views! http://bit.ly/d7bnol Agree? Disagree?
twitter (feed #12) 10:54am @Segat1 Sure, why not!
twitter (feed #12) 10:48am Oh, did I mention @Frackulous is giving away an iPhone 4? Want it? Want to know how to get it? Watch & learn: http://frkl.us/cHYWx3
twitter (feed #12) 10:09am RT @JulianProkaza: My cat just asked me about the iPhone 4 antenna issue. Apple needs needs to fix this and fast.

14 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 8:16pm RT @Jamesholland: Woohoo! http://bit.ly/aHaAoe
twitter (feed #12) 4:35pm @NateLanxon Only when I put it down my pants. WHAT? (Proper answer: nop)
twitter (feed #12) 8:38am @scolvey Well, they don't call it FaceTime for nothing you know.
twitter (feed #12) 8:17am @scolvey Or just masturbate less?
twitter (feed #12) 7:55am @scolvey Looks fine on the iPhone 4...

13 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 9:51am RT @nickbelluk: Quick.tv are looking for a F/T design and CSS guru to join our award winning team. This job is based in our Newcastle of ...

12 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 5:48pm @sexyexecutive should totally sue http://happychairishappy.com for faces in things infringement. I think that's a thing, right? /link @IBwan
twitter (feed #12) 5:42pm @jonfingas It's more a case of institutionalised tourettes. We make anyone that wants to work for us take a swearing test.
twitter (feed #12) 5:35pm Just wrote iPod cock. Which I then self-corrected to iPod dick. At least I can't set stuff live without anyone checking. Oh, hang on...
twitter (feed #12) 2:34pm 100 Greatest Movie Insults http://youtu.be/PSEYXWmEse8 NSFW (If you work somewhere you can't swear. Also: think about changing jobs)
twitter (feed #12) 2:04pm @JulianProkaza Sucks for the guy on the left - he's easily the first in line for any redundancies on Sesame Street.
twitter (feed #12) 1:32pm @dangrabham You're not from round these parts, are you?
twitter (feed #12) 10:26am RT @stuartmiles: RT @pocketlint Pocket-lint is hiring http://bit.ly/d4KY87

11 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 9:07pm I know it's hot, but Emmy is so wearing this tomorrow. http://twitpic.com/24h0ra
twitter (feed #12) 11:46am So. Who's going to The Eighties this afternoon?
twitter (feed #12) 10:30am IT'S A FUCKING OCTOPUS. IT'S NO MORE CAPABLE OF PREDICTING THE FUTURE THAN MY HAIR. AND AT LEAST THAT LOOKS GOOD.

10 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 4:16pm There should definitely be more parties within walking distance of my house. Please fix, THX.
twitter (feed #12) 2:39pm @markhattersley Sadly no as half our team will be abroad. Not that that would have much effect on our placing...
twitter (feed #12) 2:13pm @markhattersley Only if you're planning to commission us to make any more videos... But can give you a shout next time I'm passing that way.
twitter (feed #12) 1:44pm @SaileshR I have a *lot* of sim cards. It's a bit of a habit, tbh.
twitter (feed #12) 1:43pm @TrustEdChester Scissors are for losers.
twitter (feed #12) 1:42pm @markhattersley http://bit.ly/9QTQGc It was a week late & they've put the price up now, though. Gimme a shout if you want to borrow mine.
twitter (feed #12) 12:34pm @katediamond Awesome. Can you be in Boots in the next ten minutes?
twitter (feed #12) 12:28pm Ooo lookee what just arrived. Anyone need any sims trimming? http://twitpic.com/241b1n
twitter (feed #12) 11:11am Asking people that blatently don't work there where things are in shops = my new favourite thing.
twitter (feed #12) 10:07am I've taken an Ocado bag into town to carry my shopping. People are staring at me like I'm from The Future.

9 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 3:18pm There are some meetings it's worth getting covered in ketchup for. That was one of them.
twitter (feed #12) 12:23pm Lunch spam! We're launching an app show! Called Frackulous! Follow/Like/Subscribe! If you like it! Obv! http://www.frackulous.com/

8 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 5:30pm @dangrabham I have two! Work and home. Setup could be slicker but it's ace once it's up and running. AAAAA+++ would buy again.
twitter (feed #12) 1:10pm It is seemingly harder to get people to bunk off work with 2 weeks' notice than I thought. I'm appalled at their lack of lack of work ethic.

4 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 11:53am @susiweaser Is it you in the pictures? Have you looked in a mirror yet? Did you drunk buy a monkey baby on eBay?
twitter (feed #12) 11:48am http://twitvid.com/WCPVM - Dog + barley field = endless amusement.

3 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 10:59am Slept in til 10am for first time in four weeks. May visit the new grandparents more often. Every weekend, in fact.
twitter (feed #12) 10:58am @katediamond Yeah, don't worry that will totally change soon.

2 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 2:58pm RT @JulianProkaza: I shall shortly be selling "Five Bar™" stickers for your iPhone 4 screen that show a full signal under all circumstances.
twitter (feed #12) 2:42pm @davethelimey ... but luckily for you I am now out of jokes.
twitter (feed #12) 2:41pm @davethelimey He'll be playing a vital role in the British archery team - he's going to be their bow selector. I've just filed MY column...
twitter (feed #12) 2:35pm @davethelimey ... but on the other hand it's (was) quite big. Did you know Craig David is giving up music to compete in the 2012 Olympics?
twitter (feed #12) 2:12pm @crobinuk I've had delivery troubles with Play before. You should try those Firebox people - I hear they're pretty good.
twitter (feed #12) 2:03pm Did Chris Morris write this: We are also making bars 1, 2 and 3 a bit taller so they will be easier to see. http://bit.ly/bWnE4a /@chrisphin
twitter (feed #12) 12:26pm @davethelimey ... shag her with her tights on. BTW, did you know that Jeremy Beadle had a small cock?
twitter (feed #12) 12:21pm @davethelimey How do you make your granny's toes curl?
twitter (feed #12) 12:20pm @chrisphin If there was SOMEWAY of combining that Sony phone with that Ericsson phone I reckon you might be onto something...
twitter (feed #12) 10:39am @MyChemToilet I f***d that a*****e really difficult to r**d.

1 July 2010

twitter (feed #12) 10:33pm @shinykatie WASH YOUR MOUTH (/keyboard) OUT KATIE LEE.
twitter (feed #12) 7:43pm @scott_cawley Most millionaires do, it seems.
twitter (feed #12) 6:44pm @katediamond Absofuckinglutely. That's tomorrow's word, btw.
twitter (feed #12) 6:38pm @katediamond Munted. It's a cross between mullered and cunted.
twitter (feed #12) 6:12pm @susiweaser Yeah, forgot to mention it does that sometimes. Retire, relax, it's just a phone?
twitter (feed #12) 5:41pm Your Apple Order W1[snip]87 Has Been Shipped. Best. Subject line. Eva.
twitter (feed #12) 10:41am @andylim Awesome. Guess that totally makes up for this, then. http://bit.ly/4ToBAw
twitter (feed #12) 10:25am RT @Jamesholland: Electricpig is offering cold, hard iTunes (or Amazon) vouchers to its 1000th fan. Could it be you? http://bit.ly/cGSugA

30 June 2010

twitter (feed #12) 12:43pm Not having a mobile phone for 5 days has transported @susiweaser back to the 90s. http://twitpic.com/217myg
twitter (feed #12) 11:19am RT @crobinuk: There are 3 ways to entries to win the @firebox iPhone4 - Web, Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/WINiphone4

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