They just are, okay?
Longer version: Just like you, me and everyone except John Malkovich, each company is a single legal entity.
Fixation Video, frinstance, exists as a single thing. Currently it relies on Susi Weaser and me to support it, but as an entity it’s out there, making it on its own. One day it will be bigger than the both of us and may even turn against us. Hard to believe, but true.
Today |
||
|---|---|---|
|
11:04am | Snow poser. http://t.co/rBrLYvWz |
|
|
1:12am | @DavidMcClelland Okay. Is it time for bee-byes? |
Yesterday |
||
|
|
7:07pm | @SDaz |
|
|
6:20pm | @mokuska We think nursery taught Emmy to say bogey, but to be fair we do now encourage her quite a bit cos it's funny. |
|
|
6:16pm | @DavidMcClelland *I* think robots are cooler than parents and teachers. Y'know, until they become self aware and kill us all. |
|
|
12:50pm | @susiweaser Your account seems to have been hacked by someone that keeps stuff. |
|
|
11:49am | @bazzacollins BAM: http://t.co/sTOF257c |
|
|
10:17am | Exec summary: Sucks to be Nokia. http://t.co/jAWw9MTS |
3 February 2012 |
||
|
|
11:31pm | I never want to be that carrier-bag-on-the-tube-guy. If you see me on the tube, with a carrier bag, with its own seat. PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. |
|
|
5:04pm | @UKTJPR Yay! THE CLOCK IS BACK! LOOK! @IanMorris78 THE CLOCK IS BACK! It's like the good old days @IanMorris78 |
|
|
4:46pm | @chrisphin Amazing. That means you can't take my jokes out without ruining the layout. |
|
|
4:29pm | @amyronge Oh. You'll never guess what happens at the end of The Sixth Sense though. |
|
|
4:25pm | @amyronge NOBODY TOLD ME. When did you all have this discussion?!?! |
|
|
4:20pm | Having lunch with @sarahbeewashere and she casually announced that the seagulls in Finding Nemo are saying mine, not mate. Just like that. |
|
|
12:16pm | @iangeek How many alter egos do you have now? Does it get confusing - like the wrong one answers the phone and stuff like that? |
|
|
11:56am | @c_davies TMI. |
|
|
11:35am | @c_davies As your first wife used to say. |
|
|
11:34am | @c_davies That blue box is in no way transparent. It's not even a percentage opaque. |
|
|
9:48am | RT @LUVandHAT: GIRAFFE BREAD! "You know what’s going to happen now? Tesco will rename baked beans 'Orange Boingies'." http://t.co/5p6osyqH |
|
|
9:45am | RT @CateSevilla: The @PopHive is now live! Check out our first episode, featuring an interview with the fabulous @BrokenHeartsDJs! http: ... |
1 February 2012 |
||
|
|
11:25pm | @chrisphin Hmm. Two hours? I think it can wait 'til tomorrow. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED THOUGH. |
|
|
11:02pm | @chrisphin I THOUGHT I'D FIXED IT, I REALLY DID. But still sometimes it won't rejoin. I feel this update will ultimately be another let down |
|
|
9:54pm | @hollycocker Oh especially Emmy. |
|
|
9:14pm | @hollycocker I pretty much plan to make everything magnetic from now on. |
|
|
7:54pm | @ijosborne My plan is to paint everything with it. Basically anything that stays still long enough. |
|
|
7:11pm | I'm totally going to pretend we bought this for Emmy, okay? http://t.co/ITeVuQI1 |
|
|
4:05pm | @MattJEgan Odd. What do the 51% think Android is the future of? Computers? Dance moves? Almost certain death once the robots take over? |
|
|
3:59pm | RT @fixvid: Free geek fact: Vimeo was founded four months before YouTube. In internet years that makes almost a whole year older. |
|
|
12:34pm | @bensillis @Thomas_Newton Ern, wot he said. Just catching up, be right there in a minute... |
|
|
12:33pm | @bensillis @Thomas_Newton @christhall @HunterSkipworth APPLE KNOWS BEST. Also, think of it like an iPhone and scrolling makes total sense. |
|
|
12:25pm | @davethelimey I'm gonna call that in, you know that, right? |
|
|
12:25pm | RT @davethelimey: I'm informed my one-day photography classes at London and Whipsnade Zoos are filling up. If you fancy it, book soon! h ... |
|
|
12:25pm | @Thomas_Newton Switch Command and Control around in System Preferences, Keyboard, Modifier Keys. Also: look superior to other laptop users. |
|
|
12:22pm | @bazzacollins At least people don't get harsher sentences than that for online piracy. Oh, hang on. |
|
|
12:20pm | @macusermagazine If by ill, you mean AMAZING. Imagine - animations EVERYWHERE. Like that bit in Mary Poppins when they jump in the picture. |
|
|
11:20am | RT @frackulous: Ooo - new iPhone & Android search engine from Yahoo. Because until now there was no way to search apps in the 1990s: htt ... |
|
|
11:18am | @bensillis Both? |
|
|
11:16am | @macusermagazine AMAZING. |
|
|
11:15am | RT @Alexmilway: When a pig and a hamster give a presentation about themselves http://t.co/joVpArwz |
|
|
11:09am | RT @adambanksdotcom: Hirai to take over as Sony CEO, Howard Stringer moves to full-time Apple rumour creation role |
|
|
9:54am | @MattJEgan You can take the editor out of the production department... |
|
|
9:52am | @NateLanxon I'm still sticking with Premiere. That do? |
|
|
9:49am | @MattJEgan What do you mean, more to do? I don't recall @SDaz having any problem finding things to fill his time with. |
|
|
9:30am | @chrisphin Once just my reviews team was that big. And when they told us we had it good, we did not believe them. |
31 January 2012 |
||
|
|
8:14pm | My theory with chillis, when unsure of the strength, of adding more rather than less may, in retrospect, have been flawed. |
|
|
6:51pm | The Pontipines are, at best, a support act. Today's Night Garden was basically the equivalent of a Libertines gig. |
|
|
6:47pm | @allpointsnorth Did you mean to send me this photo ARGH MY EYES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? |
|
|
6:44pm | Just had to iPlayer a Night Garden after a no show by Daisy, Piggle and Makka. A little bit of warning would have been helpful, @CBeebiesHQ |
|
|
6:14pm | @iainthomson It'll always go their first if I need something and I haven't got time to buy online. I'd say it's pretty good now. |
|
|
3:43pm | @harrymccracken Not bad, bit expensive, easier if you already know what you're looking for. Mostly better than the high street competition. |
|
|
2:42pm | @chrisphin That would be amazing, not that I'd want to steal work away from @alstonebridge (Yeah, I clearly would.) |
|
|
2:21pm | @chrisphin I love how you think you're their priority. |
|
|
2:17pm | @stellacreasy If you think that's bad… http://t.co/i9dpbf98 |
|
|
1:40pm | @allpointsnorth OI. Stop trying to derail my subtle pitching technique. |
|
|
1:28pm | @chrisphin NEEDS MOAR VIDYO |
|
|
11:03am | @adambanksdotcom Stop trying to disprove my argument with The Facts. |
|
|
9:20am | Dixons has been quite successful in the UK. I'm just putting that out there. |
|
|
9:18am | @MadBambi Amazing news! Congrats. |
30 January 2012 |
||
|
|
4:10pm | Sometimes I just wish I was better at self-deprecating humour. |
|
|
3:59pm | RT @rich_trenholm: My Dad's still here 15 years after his 1st heart attack, so I'm running for @theBHF Donations gratefully received! ht ... |
29 January 2012 |
||
|
|
9:51pm | @LibbyPlummer A licky boom-boom down. S'obvious, innit. Also, the use of 'my bottom' is unintentionally hilarious. |
|
|
8:07pm | In Dancing On Ice a saw should appear in the ice beneath elimination candidates and tensely cut a hole. You can have that for free @ITV |
|
|
4:40pm | @Bindibadgi Carrey or Cher? |
|
|
4:37pm | This is our soundtrack: http://t.co/wshrc08v |
|
|
4:37pm | This is our current storage solution until the smell clears: http://t.co/j5PN2qwg |
|
|
4:36pm | SOMETHING has died under the floorboards under the cupboard under the stairs. |
|
|
10:24am | @GemmaCartwright Are you sure they weren't just trying to steal your seats by pretending to be you? |
28 January 2012 |
||
|
|
9:57am | RT @stuheritage: Haven't shaved for three weeks. Thirty seconds into shaving, my electric razor conked out. You may call me Semibeard. |
27 January 2012 |
||
|
|
8:38pm | @amyronge It is amazing. If a little silly at times. But overall: amazing. I wish I could watch it again for the first time. |
|
|
6:49pm | @katediamond Totally - EXACTLY as you imagine. |
|
|
6:43pm | Hang on, I think it's the same Night Garden too. Spoiler: the Tombliboos put their trousers on. |
|
|
6:43pm | @katediamond I met Cerrie at a wedding once. Emmy was well jealous when she found out. |
|
|
6:23pm | Also, Cbeebies blatantly already played that Night Garden continuity earlier this week. |
|
|
6:01pm | I can no longer tell if I genuinely like Waybuloo or if I just cling to it quite so manically because it signals the beginning. Of the end. |
|
|
5:00pm | RT @katediamond: Remember, if you get a Follow Friday and RT it, the terrorists kill Doc, Biff's in charge & Marty's mum ends up all fat ... |
|
|
4:50pm | @stuheritage In zone four people can afford pine air freshener because rents are cheaper and they get mugged less. |
|
|
4:47pm | Hey wouldn't it be funny if Google got people's age and sex wrong in their ad preferences! And then EVERYONE tweeted about it. LOL. |
|
|
3:52pm | @RiyadEmeran I can't help thinking you're right - look what happened when Mr Potato Head refused to co-operate: http://t.co/OMhoD1FX |
|
|
3:20pm | If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks like Rabbit has been kidnapped and won't talk. IF I didn't know, yeah? http://t.co/NkQcAB25 |
|
|
3:17pm | @samkieldsen You're better than this, Sam. |
|
|
2:32pm | @samkieldsen Asking for a #ff? That's desperation right there my friend. |
|
|
2:27pm | @samkieldsen Oh Sam, get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
|
|
2:27pm | @MadBambi I can find this information out. In fact, I shall. |
|
|
1:44pm | @MadBambi Thanks! I have no idea where it came from! |
|
|
1:29pm | @hollyseddon Were you at your mum's? |
|
|
1:29pm | @neilbennett How does HR feel about your erect penis? |
|
|
1:28pm | Should I be at all concerned about the flashing red light under the kitchen table? I don't *think* it's a bomb. http://t.co/mwEJ4SlD |
|
|
1:11pm | RT @PoppyD: This is the kind of detail HMRC are after, right? #taxreturn http://t.co/XcrQIWM0 |
|
|
1:09pm | @samkieldsen You're just jealous of all the people that get #ff-ed instead of you. |
|
|
12:20pm | RT @tomroyal: Two people have entered the office MMR debate. Only one will come out alive. |
|
|
12:16pm | RT @GuidoFawkes: Daily Mail front page outrage at RBS £1 million bonus. Editor Paul Dacre paid £2.8 million. |
|
|
11:26am | @scott_cawley Is it inside your head? |
|
|
10:01am | RT @orbyn: Today, if you're not already, please #ff @LUVandHAT, where I put all my love, hate and hilarious disagreements. |
|
|
9:52am | @domsh It's pretty easy. You will need: granola, vanilla yoghurt (to taste), chocolate shavings, diamond sprinkles (optional). Enjoy! |
|
|
9:27am | @WBSAA I had to leave out the diamond sprinkles, but one day! |
|
|
9:26am | @domsh I'm more than happy to share the recipe if it helps. |
|
|
9:17am | Millionaire's cereal. http://t.co/kGMe9Hjg |
|
|
9:01am | RT @AdamRealBuxton: #Oznews: a little forlorn that no one so far has said 'g'day mate', 'fair dinkum' or 'that's not a knife, THIS is a ... |
26 January 2012 |
||
|
|
1:45pm | @allpointsnorth Tag! You're it. Kill, kill, kill*. *overblown perception of self importance and influence allowing. |
|
|
1:26pm | @chrisphin Meh. S'about just having them connected for me. I often tell people I want to add them to my professional network spontaneously. |
|
|
12:18pm | At the end of the day… http://t.co/su5hAj2u |
|
|
11:08am | @s_pritchard Yes, but only because Firewire is legacy. Universal cables are still cool though. |
|
|
10:50am | @DavidMcClelland I'm just trying to keep everyone motivated, OKAY? |
|
|
10:50am | @richthedad Once it's on Facebook it's totally over. It's the tricky grey area in between. There should be an official body to rule on this. |
|
|
10:36am | @spode There's only one way to settle this... WITH A DUEL |
|
|
10:32am | @MadBambi We need a central internet body that rules on things like this. Maybe we could get a European grant? |
|
|
10:26am | @katesteven Anything by Peaches? Can be awkward. |
|
|
10:20am | Also, how far off are we from klaxon passing from teh funny to newb-ALERT scorn? Y'know like FTW? It feels close. |
|
|
10:19am | *MY NAIL GUN HAS ARRIVED KLAXON* http://t.co/KAFlFVmO |
25 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:38pm | @NotAPretender Jealous. Have they played S'Express yet? |
|
|
11:37pm | Vegas specifically cos Walgreens is on the strip. If I'm going to pretend live in Vegas I may as well pretend live in an outrageous hotel. |
|
|
11:12pm | If I lived in Vegas I could go to Walgreens right now. Instead I have to use teething cream as emergency Bonjella replacement. Tasty though. |
|
|
9:34pm | @orbyn Hmm, @stuheritage writes like a girl. OR A GIRL WROTE THAT NOTE. I'm fucking Sherlock, me. |
|
|
11:29am | "What a legend." Stacey Solomon on Dave Gorman: http://t.co/xsRRWT3x |
|
|
10:55am | So how much exactly would the domain name Silicon.com be worth, frinstance? http://t.co/nnQdZm0q |
|
|
10:25am | @timdanton I think it's time for you to reach out, Timmy. |
|
|
10:23am | RT @tomroyal: Overheard: "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to sit back and say 'that typeface is OK'" |
|
|
10:22am | @jamesdevile Yeah, that's kinda what my Air was doing. I had to point it in the right direction of the wifi each time. Silly Apple. |
|
|
10:19am | You will lose ALL your saved wifi passwords though. Every. Single. One. |
|
|
10:17am | This (mildly terrifying) list finally solved my Lion wifi ishoos. Eat it Mac-haters. http://t.co/3FyticTR (But you breaky me no fixy yeah?) |
|
|
10:08am | @tomroyal Tease. |
|
|
10:04am | I'm calling it early, but @O2 is the new Twitter villain. Congrats @LAFitness you're off the hook! |
|
|
9:37am | @scott_cawley Days left and counting? |
|
|
9:31am | @PoppyD You are my (commuter) hero. |
|
|
9:10am | @oitappin *HARDLY BREAKING NEWS KLAXON SOUND* |
|
|
9:06am | @IanMorris78 It was all Boots had. It was that, or … my natural hair. Shudder. |
|
|
8:52am | @MattJEgan Hey, hairspray has come a long way - it's not like bottled water. |
|
|
8:47am | @photogirluk It's all Boots has at the time and it was a hairmergency. |
|
|
8:39am | Not sure what's stupider: that VO5 hairspray sprays for half second after you stop so it gets you in the eye or that I forget this everyday. |
24 January 2012 |
||
|
|
7:24pm | @TimSmalley What - you actually won? That is totally amazing. If you have more than three cups a day can you invoice them for the rest? |
|
|
2:53pm | RT @CateSevilla: Fancy being an editor for @BitchBuzz? If you specialize in tech, lifestyle or fashion we want to hear from you! http:// ... |
|
|
2:46pm | @spode Ooh thrifty. Unless you're stealing from the queen? Doesn't that count as treason? |
|
|
2:45pm | @jonobennett That is more doorstop than I ever imagined possible. Someone should do a group test. |
|
|
1:43pm | Where do you get doorstops IRL? I need three, so a bulk deal would be ideal. |
|
|
12:25pm | When I own the rest of the internet, there will be no automatic cross-posting. OF ANYTHING. |
|
|
12:23pm | The biggest failing of social media is that people don't use it THE WAY I WANT THEM TO. |
|
|
12:05pm | RT @orbyn: MARMALADE IS MY NEW JAM LOL LOL LOL |
|
|
11:59am | @davethelimey Sticking a live electrical cable on your tongue? |
23 January 2012 |
||
|
|
6:37pm | @LucieSpeciale YOU HAVE TWO AIBOS? Totally jealous. |
|
|
2:05pm | @iangeek *MINDBLEACH* |
|
|
1:53pm | @iangeek Sneaky. Don't wear a tie when you order? |
|
|
1:24pm | @UKTJPR *WAVES* Could you RT this for Poppy? Thaaaaaanks. http://t.co/6KePEcrA |
|
|
1:24pm | @iangeek Isn't that against distance selling regs? Also: online sellers seem to hate me for some reason. |
|
|
1:24pm | RT @GemmaCartwright: it's the one (some of ) you've all been waiting for: The week I let my boyfriend dress me - day one: http://t.co/BH ... |
|
|
1:23pm | RT @CateSevilla: Fancy a little sneak peek at my new project? Check out http://t.co/DCogrP1w - and say hello to @PopHive! |
|
|
9:45am | Sometimes just the thought of opening my Instapaper fills me with dread. |
22 January 2012 |
||
|
|
8:53pm | @WiggoWiggo Ta. Might just play New Girl in the background at work then. That'll help make back some time. |
|
|
8:31pm | I have two Sherlock, two Black Mirror and all of New Girl to catch up on. That's longer than I spend at work some days. |
|
|
10:09am | Day three of Gro-clock: Emmy won't make a sound until it shows sunshine. We now plan to push sunshine back 5min a day until we hit 11am. |
21 January 2012 |
||
|
|
3:36pm | Well someone had to stay and help reserve the sofas. (@ The Windmill On The Common Hotel) http://t.co/tTizFOPC |
|
|
2:31pm | @stuartmiles The Pocket Lint shed looks much roomier than it does on Skype. |
|
|
2:30pm | @JulianProkaza Does it have some great tips on what to do? |
|
|
2:29pm | @scolvey Scot, you're scaring me now. |
|
|
1:48pm | @scolvey WHAT? TELL ME NOW. I NEED TO BE PREPARED. |
|
|
12:52pm | @orbyn Sure thing. I've put in an extra twenty for drugs too. |
|
|
10:33am | @DavidMcClelland Oh my. You know they do a wooden presentation case too? |
|
|
10:31am | @richthedad Probably cheaper too. |
|
|
9:36am | @DavidMcClelland It's more so she stays quiet in her cot if she wakes early until the clock tells her it's getting up time. Total genius. |
|
|
9:17am | @katesteven 18 months. And totally gullible. |
|
|
8:26am | OMG I think the Gro-clock is the single best invention in the entire history of the world. It's like having a sleep factory in your house. |
20 January 2012 |
||
|
|
6:23pm | @orbyn Just fill in some forms and we can make this happen. |
|
|
6:05pm | @iainthomson Jeez. I try and help those less fortunate than me and all I get is abuse. I know how Bill Gates feels now. |
|
|
4:52pm | @richardlai I did wonder why his shoes self-laced, now you mention it. |
|
|
4:51pm | @IBwan I hope you gave generously to those less fortunate. Those early iPods were dogs. |
|
|
4:30pm | Just saw a guy on the tube with a Nokia N96. Gave him a tenner - it's all the cash I had on me at the time. |
|
|
4:30pm | @orbyn That's why we give Emmy beer. |
|
|
11:06am | @dangrabham A mate of mine's brother was in Dodgy. Sadly in the wilderness post Staying Out for the Summer years. |
|
|
10:05am | If Emmy did this on a test, I'd have a very hard time convincing the teacher I wasn't immensely proud: http://t.co/KAkoVpyf from @nitsohara |
|
|
9:56am | @stuartmiles Yeah. Good luck with that... |
|
|
9:54am | @CateSevilla I think that's key stage two. Right after hoovering. |
|
|
9:50am | @CateSevilla They have other uses too. Emmy can now fetch small objects on request and repeat swear words with realistic inflection. |
|
|
9:39am | @CateSevilla Get a baby. |
19 January 2012 |
||
|
|
10:05pm | Aaaaand we're done. Drink. http://t.co/zPVBF8YD |
|
|
8:43pm | I have invented a new flooring based drinking game in the process. Cut a tile: drink. Finish a row: drink. Breathe in or out: drink. |
|
|
8:35pm | @macusermagazine They are self adhesive. Although B&Q's definition seems to be sticky enough to rip up screed, but not necessarily lie flat. |
|
|
8:26pm | This is massively cutting into my nine minutes per row personal best aggregate. |
|
|
8:24pm | DISASTER HAS STRUCK. Had to take a tile up, which pulled up all the screed with it. Of all the concretes, screed is the suckiest. |
|
|
6:37pm | @DavidMcClelland If you could. Can they be here in an hour? I have beer. |
|
|
6:01pm | I'm not leaving until this floor is finished. And this time I mean it. http://t.co/3ggCgWbr |
|
|
1:51pm | RT @adambanksdotcom: Modern works already in public domain in US to be brought back into copyright to earn dead people royalties http:// ... |
|
|
12:10pm | @stellacreasy I can go there in about 10mins. What do you need? |
|
|
11:52am | @hyslop Ordinarily yes, but for the right candidate we are willing to waive the fee they pay us an instead allow them to do it for free. |
|
|
11:25am | @hyslop Excellent. We just need you to fill out a 37 page form, pre-interview, interview, 2nd interview, CRB check & kettle safety training. |
|
|
11:13am | RT @fixvid: Hellooo. Is it me you're looking for? http://t.co/sVEHeS3y |
|
|
10:59am | @hyslop This is an excellent opportunity to gain tea making exposure and real world training experience in a professional environment. |
|
|
10:50am | Aw. I was @Adelaidem23's first spambot tweet. |
|
|
10:45am | I need someone to make me a cup of tea CC @UKTJPR |
|
|
9:51am | "My other bread bin only took one medium loaf of bread, you could have a party in this one, it is large." I love Amazon reviews. |
18 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:56pm | @oitappin I like how you think I'm fancy. Let me confer, then we shall have a venue. |
|
|
11:52pm | @oitappin YES! Where is your train from? |
|
|
10:40pm | I AM MADE OUT OF GOLD. |
|
|
7:58pm | It's the female Stig! (joke originally @BenJamScones ) http://t.co/w9eScnUL |
|
|
6:51pm | @susiweaser It's good. But it's not Made of Gold good. Just to manage your expectations. |
|
|
6:00pm | I basically plan to live here. From now on. (@ Supperclub) http://t.co/SUcI3I5l |
|
|
4:29pm | @ConorMaples SOLD! Installing it now. |
|
|
2:56pm | Ooo. Posh, innit? (@ Home House) http://t.co/0wWYeRHY |
|
|
2:47pm | @SaraEz1 That can't possibly be possible. Does it come with unicorns? |
|
|
2:46pm | @ConorMaples Better than Things? Or The Hit List? Or Due? Or Reminders? Or do I already have too many todo list apps? |
|
|
2:46pm | @nickhide You and @samkieldsen should team up and become the Fact Based Twitter Fun Police cc @NateLanxon |
|
|
2:02pm | A watched Dropbox never syncs. |
17 January 2012 |
||
|
|
8:59pm | It's very considerate of them to mask the windows in Paramount, because someone could totally peek in. 31 floors up. http://t.co/MlLuZyW2 |
|
|
6:58pm | @amyronge Bit drunk. There's a difference. Besides, TK Maxx doesn't open that late. |
|
|
6:30pm | Bit drunk. In the red sticker aisle. This could end badly. (@ TK Maxx) http://t.co/DpmSoEkB |
|
|
5:07pm | @LittleScotty Totally. |
|
|
5:07pm | @samkieldsen Spoilsport. |
|
|
5:05pm | RT @andypars: Investigative journalism at its finest. http://t.co/zPezorIg via @_rosieT |
|
|
4:26pm | @allpointsnorth I don't count those as gifts. |
|
|
2:48pm | Mate, there's a place you can stop dead just to open your sushi selection box. The left hand side of a tube escalator is not it. |
|
|
1:44pm | @orbyn Yeah. Fucking hippies. |
|
|
1:41pm | @orbyn Free as in speech or free as in you stole it? |
16 January 2012 |
||
|
|
4:20pm | @susiweaser WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?! |
|
|
4:19pm | @hollycocker It will be even better once I've finished laying the floor. And unpacked all the boxes. I may just hide some of the boxes. |
|
|
9:47am | My new commute is less than my walk to the tube. I tried to make that not sound smug. (Yeah, I totally didn't.) |
15 January 2012 |
||
|
|
10:32pm | @saturngirl I might just leave a gap on the right and pretend it's in vogue or something. |
|
|
10:30pm | @richthedad Emmy doesn't even know there are more than two Pixar films yet. She has recently understood the concept of iPlayer though. |
|
|
10:28pm | @allpointsnorth Oh Emmy doesn't even know about Dora yet. I'm keeping it in reserve. |
|
|
9:39pm | I started laying this floor at 2pm. What do you think my chances at being out of here at midnight are? http://t.co/fbuETonu |
|
|
6:30pm | Uh oh. I've seen this Night Garden before. It's basically downhill from now on. |
|
|
11:00am | @MissCay Are you sure it was definitely bananas and not some placebo banana replacement experiment? |
|
|
10:57am | Waiting for the tills to open. Not my dream Sunday, tbh. (@ IKEA) http://t.co/t26SQQPY |
|
|
8:22am | @MattJEgan Gun golf? On a massive dam? |
14 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:03pm | @katiesol Wait 'til you read the books. Eep. |
|
|
10:53pm | @katiesol Did they start talking backward forwards yet? |
|
|
9:54pm | @MattJEgan A bus trip to Hoover Dam will kill at least five of those hours. OR shoot machine guns at the gun store. Less time, terrifying. |
|
|
12:33pm | The HSBC in Walthamstow is giving out glasses of orange juice or CAVA to apologise for the queue. Have just remembered a banking emergancy. |
|
|
12:21pm | Well someone had a great night. http://t.co/AgfVRegC |
|
|
10:51am | I went for Instapaper, obv. I have ten fingers in total after all. |
|
|
10:46am | @lukewestaway Er, you took #CES with you? I think they'll want that back. |
|
|
10:44am | @oitappin Totes McCotes! (I'm trying it out.) But yes, that would be lovely. |
|
|
10:41am | @oitappin I didn't even know you were pregnant! |
|
|
10:31am | On today's dog walk I have to make the harrowing decision between catching up on Instapaper or having fingers. |
|
|
10:28am | @seanhannam OMG all you need to complete the look is a monkey: http://t.co/aVyyBbvK |
13 January 2012 |
||
|
|
10:47pm | @IsabelleOC Didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee duh duh didil-dee-de-de-didil-dee |
|
|
12:53pm | RT @GemmaCartwright: LONDON! I am at Westfield Stratford City again on Sunday giving styling advice for Special K. Come and say hello. T ... |
|
|
12:44pm | I see your MWC press releases while CES is still on and I raise you IFA. |
12 January 2012 |
||
|
|
12:25pm | Also: How many times do you firmly grab a gripper rod BEFORE remembering it's covered in very sharp spikes? It's more than you would think. |
|
|
12:23pm | To the person that GLUED gripper rods to the edge of my new studio: I'd like the last two hours of my life back. And two unbent screwdrivers |
|
|
9:45am | RT @benhammersley: Markup isn't programming. |
|
|
9:41am | @chrisphin OMG - you're a ... a ... TIME TRAVELLER. |
|
|
8:40am | @chrisphin You look like you're from The Future. |
11 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:04pm | @oitappin Oh that's totally fine. No one likes going there anyway - there are only two trains an hour. |
|
|
11:02pm | @shinykatie Emmy just says: ooOooOooOooOoo, followed by: EMMY'S EMMY'S |
|
|
10:50pm | @pricivius Shaved or *shaved*? |
|
|
10:47pm | @oitappin Why would they do that when there's A MASSIVE EXHIBITION HALL there that people still need to get to? This makes no sense. |
|
|
10:45pm | @shinykatie Needs more Toy Story toy pictures, stat. |
|
|
6:47pm | RT @UKTJPR: We are pleased to announce that the #MWC party is now live on Facebook http://t.co/Oi0WgCA5 our thanks to @snapdragon |
|
|
5:46pm | @allpointsnorth I know! RIDICULOUS, right? |
|
|
5:39pm | @LittleScotty There was even an event on which, y'know, suggests LOTS OF PEOPLE might want to go there. |
|
|
5:30pm | One tube every HALF HOUR to and from Olympia? We're holding the frickin Olympics this year, at least try and look like you can do this TFL. |
|
|
4:30pm | @catherinegee I might correct people and rhyme pirates with pilates from now on. |
|
|
12:37pm | @katediamond Cocaine? |
|
|
12:13pm | @allpointsnorth Worse: education. I'll take anything to try and recreate that CES feeling. |
|
|
12:04pm | Who needs Vegas? (Me) http://t.co/tUF9B0o4 |
|
|
11:23am | RT @eddyTM: I love a late Xmas present, I've been given a 'Plectrum Cutter' - it is AWESOME. Already destroyed two valid bank cards... |
|
|
10:29am | @allpointsnorth Please don't steal all my money. |
|
|
10:26am | Actual real security questions Santander has asked me: What is your star sign? Name a road NEAR where you live, but not YOUR road. |
|
|
10:09am | RT @scatatkins: Daily Mail wants YOU! trainee hack application needs "200 words on why you want to be a Mail journalist" http://t.co/znA ... |
|
|
10:07am | @katesteven I'd stop the press. Y'know - if I had one. |
|
|
9:51am | Press release: People that cheat are more likely to cheat. There were some other words, but that was the gist. |
|
|
12:16am | Sometimes I get taxi drivers to give me a receipt because they seem to resent it. The longer they take it's only their time they're wasting. |
|
|
12:11am | @MadBambi Also: GOOD LUCK! |
|
|
12:10am | @MadBambi Then you are totally fine. WIN-WIN! |
|
|
12:01am | @MadBambi I've only witnessed one. But yeah, you fucking know. Even if it's only the last hour. |
10 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:34pm | @katesteven @WillOConnor AWKWARD |
|
|
8:40pm | Nothing fun at all is happening here. Oh no. (@ Sports Bar & Grill) http://t.co/uwVWa9WM |
9 January 2012 |
||
|
|
10:28pm | RT @stellacreasy: Oi Oi Walthamstow! Want to save the EMD cinema ? then get a wriggle on & send in your objections to UKCG plans! http: ... |
|
|
6:23pm | @katediamond I'm now worried they've turned Night Garden into a reality TV series. I'm not sure I dare watch. |
|
|
6:17pm | @katediamond I just don't understand - it's not like Waybuloo was so complicated it needed explaining. I might write to the Daily Mail. |
|
|
6:08pm | Um. The bloke from Come Dine With Me appears to be narrating Waybuloo. Complete with sarcastic comments. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? |
|
|
2:51pm | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/rq8qEoQc Wifi USB turns your iPhone into a wireless USB stick. That's some smart thinking. Even better - it' ... |
|
|
1:07pm | @UKTJPR I'm thinking of getting an intern to read through my Instapaper account and tell me what's interesting. It's getting out of hand. |
|
|
12:37pm | RT @rory79: 7 days, 8 hrs, 39 mins until my new show, Gadget Geeks, airs on Sky 1. The Website is now live! http://t.co/9vvClz1P #gadget ... |
|
|
12:30pm | @katesteven Give in, buy the £12 Ikea one like everyone else. You're not special, Stevens. |
|
|
12:26pm | @NateLanxon Ace. Ask him if I can have a free account forever, ta. |
|
|
11:04am | @Jamesholland @joesvetlik @WiggoWiggo LET'S DO THIS. I can help with the Twitter shouting. And maybe other things too. |
|
|
11:03am | @UKTJPR Sadface. @WiggoWiggo Hi! Are you doing something? You definitely should. It'll ace. |
|
|
10:59am | @UKTJPR Can we have one if we all buy* our own ridiculous cocktails? PLEEEEEASE. *Seriously. Unless we can find a PR to pay for them, obv. |
|
|
10:42am | @Jamesholland Authentic. Like it. |
|
|
10:42am | @MrJonty They should, shouldn't they. @UKTJPR KLAXON |
|
|
10:32am | @Jamesholland See you there in ten? |
|
|
10:28am | I'm totally okay not being in Vegas in Jan for the first time in 10 years. I just need to find a foot long margarita and a replica volcano. |
8 January 2012 |
||
|
|
11:56pm | @chrisphin Finally (for tonight anyway) if you get some spare time, go shoot some machine guns at The Gun Store Las Vegas. It is TERRIFYING. |
|
|
11:45pm | At the end of Adventureland, all I could really think was Mark Zuckerberg is about to have sex with the girl from Twilight. |
|
|
11:34pm | @chrisphin And buy a three day monorail pass, it's well cheap compared to cabs. |
|
|
11:33pm | @chrisphin This is my best tip: when leaving CES walk to the Hilton & take the monorail north - there'll be no queue. Then change at Sahara. |
|
|
11:25pm | @chrisphin This is a life saver: there are no exit signs in Las Vegas casinos but follow signs for the lobby and you will at least find one. |
|
|
11:22pm | @chrisphin Oh and the elevators in Luxor go diagonally up outside of the pyramid. But you need to be a guest to use them. |
|
|
11:21pm | @chrisphin Or, the sphinx outside Luxor were originally real size, but they looked ridiculously tiny next to the massive pyramid. |
|
|
11:19pm | @chrisphin Oh. The Eiffel tower is built to the exact same plans as the original, but is half height because of the flight path. Any good? |
|
|
11:15pm | @chrisphin Also, you can only bet on things that require skill. So you can't bet on a white Christmas. Or who will be president. True story. |
|
|
11:12pm | @chrisphin It makes (a bit more) sense when you find out you can't normally just bet on stuff in the US, but you can in Vegas. |
7 January 2012 |
||
|
|
9:24pm | @katiesol Interesting. I was missing 30 Rock so much I ended up watching the whole of Modern Family. I'm not sure I want to go back now. |
|
|
9:00pm | @PoppyD Soz, late entry - been moving offices. My cousin is called Richard Head. So basically a get out of jail free card for me. |
6 January 2012 |
||
|
|
1:01pm | RT @BanksyMovie: How to Sell a Banksy is out now, stream it or download it here http://t.co/vVyl96wR |
|
|
11:42am | @RiyadEmeran I can't judge it. I think it should stop at men carrying purses. |
|
|
11:41am | @JW_Ten14 That, or I'm in some sort of weird Fight Club scenario. |
|
|
11:24am | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/CZt0UODk Oh. A Foo Fighters single. Well, that's it for free stuff from Apple this year. Thanks for playing, ... |
|
|
11:22am | @RiyadEmeran Um. I think you need to look at the bigger picture - when did it become okay for men to carry purses? |
|
|
11:19am | @greatbigbadger It stops the pages falling out - what more do you want? |
|
|
11:09am | @macusermagazine DO IT. |
|
|
11:06am | @DavidMcClelland @LeilaMakki DON'T SPOIL THE DREAM. THE DREAM. |
|
|
11:01am | I am one! MT @macusermagazine Our new issue has advice from over 30 professionals on how to expand your creative skills http://t.co/mrc8Ve7B |
|
|
10:48am | @LeilaMakki @shadowfax1804 For that amount, I'd be disappointed if they didn't kick a couple of doors in. |
|
|
10:42am | @LeilaMakki I think I know what I'm doing this summer. Mostly living in my studio. |
|
|
10:39am | @samanthabaines Aw - thanks! |
|
|
10:38am | @IanMorris78 Man up, dickcheeks. |
|
|
10:38am | @JW_Ten14 I did. Once. For about half a day. I think I like Gmail too much. Maybe I can get counselling or something. |
|
|
10:35am | @LeilaMakki £7k? A week? Whereabouts? |
5 January 2012 |
||
|
|
12:36pm | RT @frackulous: http://t.co/CZt0UODk Penultimate free Apple gift: Lonely Planet Guide to where to go in 2012. Be inspired! Or sad for yo ... |
Powered by LifeStream from iBegin.
All content, willswideweb, © 2005-2006
