They just are, okay?
Longer version: Just like you, me and everyone except John Malkovich, each company is a single legal entity.
Fixation Video, frinstance, exists as a single thing. Currently it relies on Susi Weaser and me to support it, but as an entity it’s out there, making it on its own. One day it will be bigger than the both of us and may even turn against us. Hard to believe, but true.
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3:59pm | This is totally for a demo. The spam factor is just a bonus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZLBeGtLGQ |
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11:01am | @starskythehutch The very same. I'm hoping some emergency gaffer tape surgery will prolong their life. |
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9:46am | NOOOOOOOOOOO. THERE IS A BREAK IN THE CABLE ON MY 6YR OLD SHURE E5C HEADPHONES. Distraught doesn't even cover it. http://twitpic.com/2mnh2k |
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9:28am | @amyronge Remember, you can always sit at the front and pretend you're driving. That should eke out at least another two week's fascination. |
Yesterday |
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8:26pm | @Jamesholland There used to be re-re-re-runs on Sky 3 on Freeview. Do a scan for The Dog Whisperer. |
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8:23pm | @Jamesholland You should watch Cesar Milan on Sky/Nat Geo. Not only does he know everything, he does hilariously camp dog impressions too. |
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8:19pm | @Jamesholland Peggy did that once. Luckily she chose the hair straighteners and not the plugged in hair dryer. http://twitpic.com/2mhpte |
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8:00pm | @Jamesholland Did you get him from PC World?!? |
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10:54am | @rpwilson Can you chuck me a file to have a look? |
7 September 2010 |
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10:31pm | @susiweaser I've never done Etsy, but is the 'For susiweaser' bit in the title a subliminal cue thing? |
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8:20pm | @samkieldsen @andylim Six quid, actually, and worth every fucking penny. I've never done so many things in so little time, ask @susiweaser. |
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7:58pm | @andylim @samkieldsen Things for iPhone. Things, Things, Things. OMG THINGS. |
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5:03pm | @chrisphin I bet you'd eat dodo if they served it up with a nice sauce earthhater. |
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4:53pm | @chrisphin Um, but those are the same for gadgets that suck on fossil power surely. So still better for the environment overall? |
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4:47pm | @chrisphin Go on, I'll bite - how is something powered by the sun not environmentally friendly? Does it refocus the beam on the polar bears? |
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4:27pm | @LAURA81 Do you not have a TV? |
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4:16pm | @drewstearne Lucky I bought me a second hand defibrillator then. |
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3:59pm | God bless British Heart Foundation and its cavalier attitude to selling second hand electronics. |
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9:54am | @hermioneway Is it you throwing around beachballs and petals at 1:30 in this BBC Click 3D camera vid or your double? http://bbc.in/dySDGz |
6 September 2010 |
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10:21pm | @JulianProkaza WAH? I did think I was being uncharacteristically productive. |
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10:18pm | @andylim It's total app crack. Gotta go, thingstodobye. |
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10:06pm | I've ticked off stuff on my todo list that I officially don't have to do until tomorrow. THAT IS HOW GOOD THINGS IS. |
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11:50am | Huh. Vibrate on my new iPhone doesn't work - only took me two months to notice. It's almost like I don't actually use it for phone calls. |
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10:07am | Even @susiweaser's homemade cupcakes are a little bit emo: http://twitpic.com/2ls3n8 |
5 September 2010 |
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11:25pm | @iangeek I will answer you that, right after I watch Delboy fall through the bar. |
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10:49pm | 100 Funniest... Moments E4? And yet, still I'm watching. |
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8:14pm | Everything cleared for today in Things. Just one app update and me and my OCD can rest for the night. http://twitpic.com/2lltfj |
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7:03pm | RT @photogirluk: Dear footballers, if a woman sells her body, she's pretty likely to sell your story |
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5:22pm | @ratbagash Done. I've added it to my todo list in fact. |
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5:21pm | @lcritchell It is expensive for an app, but it's the same price as a couple of drinks in a pub. So I got drunk at home instead. Double win! |
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10:07am | OMG: Things for iPhone. Total app crush. It was the video wot sold me: http://culturedcode.com/things/iphone/ |
4 September 2010 |
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12:27pm | @UKTJPR @cupcate It's all press releases sent as Word attachments... |
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12:19pm | @CupCate Do a search on has:attachment and delete everything except that scan of your passport you emailed to yourself in case you needed it |
3 September 2010 |
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6:46pm | @davethelimey Replace weird with awesome. And old with drunk. There is your answer. |
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11:11am | RT @WiredUK: Please help: The Wired flash mob charity appeal for Niger is now on http://bit.ly/cgTDSJ (and pls RT!) |
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11:05am | Want to know what happens when Stephen Fry links to your site? This. http://bit.ly/9OELOM |
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10:07am | @mikebutcher Pretty sure @darika or @TemperoUK could be able to help you out with this. |
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10:03am | I'm no sport expert, but surely it would be really obvious if the Pakistani cricketers were bowling no balls? Reckon even I could spot that. |
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9:29am | Oh Hi Twitter [insert round about way of saying I have Gmail Priority Inbox now] Bye! |
2 September 2010 |
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4:47pm | RT @CupCate: Looking to build up your blogging geek skills? Tickets for the next @OMBWorkshop on Oct 18th are now on sale! http://bit.ly ... |
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11:22am | @crobinuk Ace - glad someone spotted the homage! |
1 September 2010 |
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7:23pm | If we go to the bar now, Chris Martin will never actually know. Who's first? |
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6:05pm | Apple satellite feed is AT LEAST 30 seconds ahead of the web stream. I AM IN THE FUTURE! http://twitpic.com/2ka4ej |
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5:55pm | @brokenbottleboy Oh. Will they at least remember my shoes? http://twitpic.com/2ka14y |
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5:30pm | APPLE APPLE APPLE. APPLE. (@ The Brewery w/ @tomdunmorestuff @susiweaser) http://4sq.com/ac8vCC |
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2:09pm | Turns out all you need to do to get @susiweaser to tap dance is put her on a plinth. THE best £30 ever spent. |
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2:06pm | @NateLanxon It was a sight to watch. That, and the panic. I still remember the panic. |
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2:05pm | @starskythehutch Tried that. She just ate the biscuits. |
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1:17pm | @NateLanxon So last week. |
30 August 2010 |
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6:28pm | Teaching dog new command: Go get the foxes. Luckily she's interpreted this as chasing them off rather than inviting them in to play. So far. |
29 August 2010 |
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3:20pm | @shinykatie My OLD iPhone. I want her to embrace technology but I'm not crazy. |
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2:07pm | @elana @shinykatie 3 months? https://twitter.com/willhead/status/22434405805 |
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1:39pm | @amyronge @jamesholland Emmy's only 3 months old and she's got my old iPhone. She mostly listens to Ellie Goulding on Spotify on it though. |
28 August 2010 |
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11:47pm | @nikrawlinson Qi. Completely legit in Official Scrabble Words - just don't ask me to use it in a sentence. |
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1:45pm | @DJYodaUK It was mostly about if you fancied playing with some DJ iPhone apps for our daily app show @Frackulous. That and to catch up too. |
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1:35pm | @DJYodaUK Defo will, but you're not following me so I can't... |
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1:31pm | @ruskin147 M6 Toll and it doesn't count. |
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1:26pm | @DJYodaUK Ha! I totally messaged the wrong Duncan Beiny. Email? |
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1:21pm | @DJYodaUK No worries. Did you get my random Facebook message, btw? We djed together once at Warwick... |
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12:59pm | @DJYodaUK Totally. I always check it's warm first to avoid collecting any rogue poo. |
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12:55pm | RT @themanwhofell: Shit! Paris Hilton has escaped from police custody, killing three guards! "No jail can hold me! I shall kill again!" ... |
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12:47pm | @sparkorama Oh I totally moved the pin too. And classified it as a park. |
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11:49am | Finally I am the mayor of wanstead park on Foursquare. Which means I can change it to Wanstead Park. OCD and out. |
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11:28am | @rhodri EPIC FLAIL! (in my mind, this is accompanied by arm movements) |
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11:15am | @stitchbitch It's as pointless as saying: Excuse my French. Because there is no excuse for the French. |
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11:13am | @photogirluk I expect Twitpics of all of this. |
27 August 2010 |
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9:21pm | @mediatemple Weird. Went through Proxify and it now all seems to be working fine again. Thanks! |
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9:11pm | @mediatemple Still can't load the account centre or my site. Any ideas? |
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9:01pm | @mediatemple Hi, my site and https://ac.mediatemple.net/ seem to be down. When do you think they'll be back up? Thanks. |
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6:08pm | It's been a rollercoastery kinda day. This bizarrely sums it up: http://twitpic.com/2ioo67 |
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2:09pm | @starskythehutch Very. Apart from the bit where I had to battle the site to get in and switch it into lockdown. I'm still twitching. |
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2:01pm | Holy fuck. RT @stephenfry: Hm. Frackulous seem to think I'm some sort of pornista - most odd http://frkl.us/cyb4xG |
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1:04pm | Totally got sprung eating takeaway pizza by the sandwich man. Thought turning off the music was enough, did not expect him to open the door. |
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10:59am | @Frackulous Boo! |
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8:23am | Gloves. In August. The fuck? http://twitpic.com/2ik89b |
26 August 2010 |
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10:27pm | @oitappin Gone on then, just for you. Well, you and @susiweaser who asked me to make one two weeks ago. |
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4:39pm | RT @susiweaser: We have totally updated www.fixationvideo.com so it doesn't look like we died in 2009. We'll do it again in 2012. |
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1:41pm | @IBwan How did you crack my code?!?!?!! ? !! ! |
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1:24pm | Can't work out which is weirder: someone blatantly living in the office they rent here or that they're only just brushing their teeth now. |
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12:41pm | @JulianProkaza It always amazes me how Skype thinks expiring credit is not the same as stealing. |
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11:59am | If sniffing solvents is your lifestyle choice I guess you probably don't care I think starting before midday is a little on the early side. |
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11:38am | @WiggoWiggo That, or just gold will do I think. |
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11:38am | @stuartdredge SKID ROW! Knew I'd get there in the end. |
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10:49am | RT @smashing_blouse: If you're feeling a little blue, just pop a '50s blonde bombshell wig on your dog. It really helps. http://twitpic. ... |
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10:08am | @simonjary Does this help? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI |
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10:02am | @WiggoWiggo Apple once gave me an iTunes voucher just for turning up. Oh how times have a changed. |
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9:59am | @stuartdredge Seb Bach off of that band with a bloke with a girl's name (Rachel?) and a song about waking up to the sound of pouring rain? |
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9:55am | @bazzacollins BANG! @Frackulous And my work here is done. |
25 August 2010 |
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8:02pm | Floating restaurant fun. (@ Feng Shang) http://4sq.com/d71tjN |
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7:53pm | @allpointsnorth Soz. Was implying I rarely practice proper journalism. Harshness not intentional. You twat. |
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6:43pm | @allpointsnorth True true fact. I have confirmed it with sources at both redacted and redacted. Almost like a proper journalist would. Weird |
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2:49pm | Did ya heard? RT @Frackulous: iTunes! We're totally in it! In SD! http://frkl.us/9hMgMV And HD! http://frkl.us/bVeLvv Subscribe! Subscribe! |
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9:48am | @davethelimey It's all because you forgot to add this one: http://frkl.us/iTunesSD |
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8:39am | @davethelimey If you want to continue this conversation I just need you to sign this form... |
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8:06am | @davethelimey @bazzacollins I totally respect all NDAs. And this has nothing to do with the fact I have to issue them now. Not at all. |
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8:05am | @photogirluk Close, Razzle. |
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12:17am | One of my FAVOURITE MAGAZINES has been bought by one of my FAVOURITE PUBLISHERS. Is this now public knowledge & can we talk about it yet? |
24 August 2010 |
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11:47pm | @katesteven I AM STILL WORKING TOO! But I have been to the pub for the past two hours. Luckily I do all my breast worked drunct. |
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5:06pm | @susiweaser Will that do? |
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12:42pm | @IBwan Trick of the light. Totally there. |
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12:35pm | @davethelimey It made me want to stab my ears out. And not in a good way. |
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12:07pm | Forgotten how tedious press conferences are when fuckwits ask arseminded questions every 5mins. Seriously makes everyone think you're a twat |
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9:28am | RT @CupCate: I am launching a series of blogging workshops in London! Please say hello to the Oh My Blog Workshop! http://ohmyblogworksh ... |
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9:25am | Adobe briefing. Early. Still we were promised: a full range of breakfasts. (@ Soho Hotel) http://4sq.com/5MUHNw |
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9:18am | I have lived in London 11 years and even worked in Soho, yet to this day I cannot tell the difference between Dean and Wardour St. |
23 August 2010 |
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4:09pm | @chrisphin Phin. |
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2:06pm | Plans, plotting and TAKING OVER THE WORLD. No eavesdropping, okay? (@ Keston Lodge) http://4sq.com/cTzCD7 |
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1:54pm | Umbrella smugface. |
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1:53pm | @stuartmiles SEE - I KNEW IT! |
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1:48pm | @lukewestaway Mass @Frackulous catchup. Totally. HTML5 iPhone friendly embeds to boot: http://frackulous.com |
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12:52pm | I fear @stuartmiles will not rest til he's hired every last one of us RT @Pocketlint Welcome to @libbyplummer who joins the @pocketlint team |
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10:10am | You win at internet. RT @JulianProkaza: Finally! A use for YouTube videos: http://youtubedoubler.com/Cjk5 |
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9:22am | @simonjary @splosh I can't think of anything worse than being trapped in a car with Matt Bath. Apart from perhaps actually being him. |
22 August 2010 |
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11:51pm | @JulianProkaza The prospect of encountering pink shrimp in a bag of Tangfastics is not the kind of world I want my daughter to grow up in. |
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11:35pm | @susiweaser I'm still taking that as a complement. YOU CANNOT RUIN THIS FOR ME WEASER. I have also had a shit tonne of sugar. |
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11:17pm | @MyChemToilet IT WOULD BE LIKE LIVING IN THE HEY MR SOFT SOFTMINTS AD!!! |
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11:15pm | Since WHEN did Haribo Tangfastics have LARGE fizzy bears?!?!!? |
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9:07pm | Bought an entire memory foam pillow at the services for £5.99. I've paid more than that for pick and mix at petrol station prices before. |
21 August 2010 |
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12:56pm | Gave my mum a demo of folders in iOS4. Slightly less funny having one called Not Penis on my home screen now. |
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8:06am | @LAURA81 If they're Hunters I think you can wear them wherever. Even round the house, frinstance. |
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8:04am | Found this book at my parents'. Not sure if I should say anything. http://twitpic.com/2gq3yp |
20 August 2010 |
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11:30am | @riptari Does painting it count? |
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10:07am | Last chance to win an iPhone 4 by follow-liking @Frackulous by midday http://frkl.us/extrawin I WILL SHUT UP ABOUT IT NOW |
19 August 2010 |
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10:59am | @riptari Still working in both Twitter for iPhone and BlackBerry for me. I like lists. I know this is controversial. |
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10:53am | I take it back, Twifficiency scores are actually more interesting to read than the exam results people got TEN YEARS AGO. |
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1:02am | RT @bobbiejohnson: Got an article you can't stop telling friends about? Found some great writing or read a terrific story? Tweet your ti ... |
18 August 2010 |
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10:16am | @stuartmiles I try and live in it at all possible times if that helps. |
17 August 2010 |
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4:44pm | My mother asked how we planned to make money out of @Frackulous. I now know how Twitter feels when everyone asks what its revenue plans are. |
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2:04pm | Only on Seven Sisters Road does The Sandwich Shop not only not sell sandwiches, but they look at you like you're insane for asking for one. |
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12:50pm | @Gail_Hart @colinmccarthy I have no objection to handcrafted mindfuckingly dull shit, it's the autoposting that narks me. |
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12:38pm | @katiesol Totally buying one for Emmy. |
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12:26pm | My Twifficiency score is 97% fucking irrelevant. What's your take on polluting Twitter with mindfuckingly dull shit? |
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10:51am | Will IT IS THE LAST WEEK TO LIKE Frackulous FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AN IPHONE 4. And possibly the last week I'll bug you about it. Maybe. |
16 August 2010 |
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7:49pm | @stuartmiles You know what this means?? My time machine ACTUALLY works! Woo! I'm off to get me an almanac. |
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7:45pm | @starskythehutch I'd like to say this photo was staged, but Susi was actually like that when I got in this morning http://twitpic.com/2fa4mi |
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4:35pm | If I was the sort of person that tied their self esteem to their YouTube views, then today would be a-fricking-mazing, for instance. |
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12:06pm | @rpwilson Only distilled water & only if it's totally broke. And don't try turning it on until it's been in a warm dry place for a few days. |
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11:41am | @rpwilson As a last resort, try rinsing in distilled water then leaving in an airing cupboard/warm dry place for 2+ days. |
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11:32am | Apparently this is NOT the new Hat of Win. http://twitpic.com/2fa4mi |
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11:29am | All excellent replies Twitter to the sparkly shoes/empty tree conundrum. Most scientifically plausible was from @lak1 http://bit.ly/99dAu7 |
15 August 2010 |
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12:31pm | I simply cannot work this out. HELP ME TWITTER. http://twitpic.com/2ezgyj |
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12:21pm | @andylim This is not. Oh life's rich tapestry. |
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12:20pm | @GemmaCartwright @randomventures *greater* makeovers. True fact. |
14 August 2010 |
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3:05pm | Right, need to tweak the @Frackulous site. What could possibly possibly go wrong. |
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2:10pm | @scott_cawley Oh. How about crochet? That's pretty hard too. |
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1:59pm | Y'know, I reckon if I put my mind to it I could actually fly. |
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1:50pm | Also: EVERTYHING is AMAZAZING |
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1:39pm | Oh. Wow. Diazepam and Codeine = my two new best friends. <3 them. |
13 August 2010 |
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6:54pm | @davethelimey Dunno, reading summit elsenowbye. |
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6:38pm | @katediamond Fake Becks is sometimes better than real Becks. Do not try ANY other fake beers, though, as they all taste nasty bad awful. |
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6:34pm | @davethelimey Link FAIL. YOU suck. LMAO. Death. |
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6:29pm | @the1thatgotaway I totally forgot your leaving thing. I am rubbish. Buy me drinks on JCPR to make up for it? |
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6:26pm | @samkieldsen Phew. For a moment I thought you might think I was someone that would photo a Cheers bar. And post it to Flickr. For I am not. |
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5:53pm | THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE IN MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOE. |
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4:26pm | @fingertrouble @oitappin We should totally send them a cease and desist... |
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4:07pm | @samkieldsen I'm not talking about theme bars - that's the actual Cheers set. True fact. |
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1:51pm | @chrisphin @mattjegan http://bit.ly/bc4wM2 (I'M REALLY FUCKING BUSY, OKAY?) |
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9:08am | @samkieldsen Yeah, cos the actual Cheers bar is in LA as any fule kno http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/willswideweb/44992307/ |
10 August 2010 |
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9:03pm | @susiweaser Biz is fine. We run one of them, remember? |
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8:26pm | There is nothing worse than thinking you've scored a discarded paper while waiting in a pub only to discover it's the shitting sport section |
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12:54pm | @lukewestaway @katiesol Malted Mouse Loaf. DO NOT LOOK IF YOU HAVE EYES. http://bit.ly/gzcHQ |
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12:35pm | RT @LeilaMakki: By me - Video of Conspiracy for Good #CFG with Heroes' creator, @timkring http://bit.ly/9yfi4x |
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12:24pm | WANT RT @katiesol: Actually love this iPad TV http://bit.ly/cDL39G |
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